jelly71
jelly71
jelly71

It's like, there's not even a physical warning any more.

Winning the lottery + being in florida means this will almost certainly end badly. I vote for "slamming jet ski into motorhome" as the most probable future cause of death.

Dude, burns are the worst injury for me :( If I could avoid any fate, I would choose to avoid major burns. God, poor woman.

Seriously, I was just thinking about that the other day. I gave myself a small second-degree burn on my finger and it hurt like a mother fucker for hours. I cannot imagine how painful it must be to have third degree burns over a huge percentage of your body. It sounds like a fate worse than death.

"Non-alcohol days"?.....

In true post-war, former US colony form, my comfort food is canned corned beef, scrambled eggs and rice.

Burritos of any kind!

I mean if Karla Homolka can pull off a new life with a husband and kids, pretty sure Darren will be fine.

If a dude tells me he doesn't like, or won't read, female authors, I'm OUT.

I spent an entire weekend doing nothing but reading prison board postings and snacking.

Judging by your comments here, your days of being an asshole are, in fact, not long behind you.

It doesn't suck for run of the mill, nondescript dudes, so long as they're willing to "settle" for run of the mill, nondescript girls. Unfortunately, they all feel entitled to the hot young ones. Even this one. Sure they'd complain that she was batshit insane, but they wouldn't let her go. Until her hotness faded,

My avatar will attest to the fact that I am still very much into Beverly Cleary.

I agree. I was in *cough, cough* 7th grade when the original came out, and no one really took it as a "lookit these poor Africans missing out on Christmas," as that wasn't the intent. The intent was this: while you are foofing around, having a lovely, holly jolly christmas, remember that the world is full of those

I have nothing but respect for the work of the Carter Center and the Gates Foundation— I absolutely agree that they are "doing it right".

However, none of the people in this video are philanthropists or politicians. They are performers. Their celebrity and musical ability (such as they are) is what they have to give,

Kelly, you know you're my kinswoman, but I think you're way off on this one.

We (and those singing this song) have been insulated from the reality of Ebola as it decimates West Africa. Yes, people who want to be informed can be, but the majority could not care less as long as it's Not In Their Backyard.

You may be too

"anything more than that is unacceptable"