That needs to be an Olympic sport (for otters) NOW.

Oh good! Now we can have the who spends the least contest on Sephora posts too! I was getting a bit bored with the Lululemon ones.

And that's why you do what you do. And your opinions do not and should not matter for what I do. You're like someone who opposes gay marriage — other people's practices don't hurt you so don't sweat it.

And, I'm sure other people can explain to you why the things you prefer to spend money on are stupid.

For some people (if not all) sometimes the annoying squealing and shrieking of an untamed offspring is actually physically painful. When a certain child hits a certain frequency it cuts through my inner ear's workings like a drill bit into my skull. It's temporarily disabling and really, really irritating. If your…

Sorry your mom blew up, Ricky.

This now makes me want to create a new Pinterest board in which I pin things like this, and label them entirely with word combos from the Guy Fieri Flavortown Dish Generator like "Punk Rock Reggie's triple X pork honk with Tuscan-style beef taffy."

Is this the casserole from Better Off Dead?

I made the same noise and I'm 47. Your daughter is not alone.

I have a feeling that if I ever interacted with a baby otter pup IRL, it'd be like Troy meeting Levar Burton. I just. can't. even.

send Life Alert to my house right fucking now because I am dead

If that otter goes missing, it's not hiding in my apartment in Alabama. I swear.

You have good taste. My own personal favorite of my books is STRANGER WITH MY FACE.

I'm Lois Duncan, the author of DAUGHTERS OF EVE, which, to my amazement, appears to be just as controversial today as it was when I wrote it back in the late '70s. I thoroughly enjoyed this discussion (thank you Jia and Kelly) and would be happy to respond to any questions that anyone might have. (As long as you…

I'm really sorry to hear that. As a dude it is difficult for me to see how someone could not understand this. You don't know these men who are throwing these catcalls at you; you don't know what kind of fucked up things they are capable of or what lines they may cross. Getting randomly verbally accosted by strangers…

Did it look like this

Hahaha dude you are like, just ticking off every item on the list of bad faith sexist argument bullshit. I have no obligation to you. I am not subservient to you. I am not obligated to pretend I don't think you're disgusting. I am not obligated to change my "tone" to one that doesn't make your widdle bottom wip…

that reminds me of my MILs story. When my fiancé was about about 3 years old, his grandmother was very ill. One night his mom got a call from her father that she wasn't doing well, so they woke up fiancé, jumped in the car and started the hour drive to see her. About halfway there she starts hearing little fiancé…

They were the first concert i ever attended....it was my 15th birthday, I got my braces off that morning, and then went to INXS with special guests the Soup Dragons. I became a woman that day.