i'm really excited about this thread because i know good and goddamn well that someone is going to figure out who this shit-piece is and reveal it to all. so excite.

Man, a little success really got to Colton Burpo's head.

The Republicans are basically every drunk guy or rando on the street that tries to hit on you.

I agree with corgis. I don't like you anymore. We're fighting.

We can't be friends anymore with that list.

McDonalds and Coke, here is my unsolicited advice that will save your companies.

Yeah i love this. Go on some dating websites..... check out some fluffy guys and they list their body type as "Average" and they only want to date slim women. Fuck you....

Nobody made Ice Cube.

Hahahaha "Koko reacts to Two Girls, One Cup"

I would read the shit outta that tumblr.

I wish there was a website of people telling Koko about any bit of news and then taking pictures of her reacting to them. "Koko reacts to growing ISIS threat."

Except that Koko can actually speak through sign language.

Yeah, you should definitely tell the professional dog trainer, who professionally solved a very real problem for a paying customer, that they are doing their job wrong.

I once treated a college age kid for a head injury. He was going to school (computers) and was getting by delivering pizzas for papa john. Guys ordered pizza as a pretext, jumped him, robbed and beat him. He told me about taking tests and thinking he'd done well on the tests, but afterwards getting failing grades…

P.S.: Oh, and by the way, it'd be nice if your default expression was a smile - or, at worst, a merely neutral expression - instead of a scowl that says, "I'll cut you off at the knees if you try to talk to me." C'mon, is life really that bad? Just sayin'.

Everything by Lois Duncan is a flawless read. Her repertoire is one of the few things that I loved as a 6th grader that still hasn't tarnished: I can waste a whole afternoon on her novels even if I've already read them. NOTE: The new editions of her books have contrived red-herring updates peppered in (someone throws…

Is it just me or are most of the tattoos on Ink Master this season totally shite? All I keep thinking is how did you people even get on this show? I like Best Ink a whole lot more.

This would get a contestant sent home on Ink Master.

I am totally victim blaming the human right now—such a tease!