that reminds me of my MILs story. When my fiancé was about about 3 years old, his grandmother was very ill. One night his mom got a call from her father that she wasn't doing well, so they woke up fiancé, jumped in the car and started the hour drive to see her. About halfway there she starts hearing little fiancé…

"A child came to our door in an Olivia Pope costume that was just a little too convincing!"

Ageism? If you're old enough to drive, you're too old for free candy. Go to a party, hang at a friend's house, whatever. Don't show up at my door for a Fun Size Twix. (Yes, I will still give them candy, but that doesn't mean I like it. Now, get off my lawn!) :)

They were the first concert i ever attended....it was my 15th birthday, I got my braces off that morning, and then went to INXS with special guests the Soup Dragons. I became a woman that day.

i'm really excited about this thread because i know good and goddamn well that someone is going to figure out who this shit-piece is and reveal it to all. so excite.

Man, a little success really got to Colton Burpo's head.

The Republicans are basically every drunk guy or rando on the street that tries to hit on you.

I agree with corgis. I don't like you anymore. We're fighting.

We can't be friends anymore with that list.

McDonalds and Coke, here is my unsolicited advice that will save your companies.

Yeah i love this. Go on some dating websites..... check out some fluffy guys and they list their body type as "Average" and they only want to date slim women. Fuck you....

Nobody made Ice Cube.

Hahahaha "Koko reacts to Two Girls, One Cup"

I would read the shit outta that tumblr.

I wish there was a website of people telling Koko about any bit of news and then taking pictures of her reacting to them. "Koko reacts to growing ISIS threat."

Except that Koko can actually speak through sign language.

Yeah, you should definitely tell the professional dog trainer, who professionally solved a very real problem for a paying customer, that they are doing their job wrong.

I once treated a college age kid for a head injury. He was going to school (computers) and was getting by delivering pizzas for papa john. Guys ordered pizza as a pretext, jumped him, robbed and beat him. He told me about taking tests and thinking he'd done well on the tests, but afterwards getting failing grades…

P.S.: Oh, and by the way, it'd be nice if your default expression was a smile - or, at worst, a merely neutral expression - instead of a scowl that says, "I'll cut you off at the knees if you try to talk to me." C'mon, is life really that bad? Just sayin'.