jelly71
jelly71
jelly71

Amen! Crazy people can't make sense of the world, so why try to convince them they are wrong? My sister, who is on permanent SSDI because of some sort of mental disability, just posted something from one of her "truther" facebook groups about how dollar bills equal debt and the banks that issue them are charging

No, that's the third book. There's an accident where Cathy can't dance again. And there's a fire that Cathy is saved from by her mother who dies in the fire, in a final very belated act of redemption for being the worst mother in the world. And there's an accident during a ballet scene.

The only man I'm calling "my Lord" is Tom Hiddleston in full King Henry V regalia. so yeah, not happening.

That's the dick they give to prisoners.

I believe dick is graded on the same scale the USDA uses: Prime, Choice, Select, Standard, Commercial, Utility.

So... not all menses?

This is actually one of my favorite ways to repel aggressive douchenozzles in bars and whatnot. After a few nice, "No, thank you. I'm very flattered, but no." I just start in on "Well, I'm on my period and I swear to God the clots I am passing are chipmunk sized. Adult chipmunks. And the gushing??? It's like a crime

Texas Forever.

So happy he's sporting the Riggins hair again. Now he just needs to dramatically push it out of his eyes while sitting on an igloo cooler and staring out at the Texas sunset and we'll be all set.

Eww, a Bieber baby. Babies having babies. Baby, baby, baby, ohhh.

Oh God, you're so right about the church crowd. If Jesus were to come back and ask me, personally, if he thought the human race was worth saving from the inevitable heat death of our universe, I'd take him to a motherfucking Applebee's or Chili's on a Sunday afternoon.

So, if it is a woman is it a "woodie". ta daaaaa.... TA DAAAAAAA.... nothing? I apologize. I'll just move along.

Not all burner accounts.

Friends hasn't ended. We are on a break.

Actually, it's MISS Chanandler Bong.

FUCK YEAH!

So many people are up in arms about Avril Lavigne's song. A lot of people seem to be forgetting the director was Japanese, and that a lot of her commercial success...has been in Japan. Are stereotypical elements included? Yes. What was she suppose to do, exactly? Give a history lesson for four minutes on Japan? The

Did he play "Red"?!?*

Dear God! It's like the Buseyfish or something.