Cue the idiots making up bullshit reasons why this isn't awesome in 3...2...1...

New Year's Eve, 2010. After a very nice pre-game of oysters and champagne, mistercharles and I got on the #1 bus in Cambridge to head back to Boston to properly Auld Lang Syne. As we got on the bus, the driver barked, "All the way back", which didn't seem meaningful until I glanced to my right and stopped so…

Do it for Johnny!

Why are you doing this to me???

"He can't see without his glasses!"

My feelings on cultural appropriation probably don't mesh with everyone's, but I feel that when we're talking about a "culture" that is basically a modern subset of a culture that is no way sacred or culturally identifying to a people, it's not cultural appropriation. We're talking about music that was largely…

Love that gif so much.

I don't see the problem. What else do you expect him to wear to the United States Deerfuckers & TruckNuts-Havers Association awards?

NO. Now go sit in the corner and think about what you've said.

Breaking: Prince George has Bitchy Resting Face,

I think you need to check your taco privilege, my friend.

This .gif is so cute I want to shrink it and put it in my purse for always.

That gif couldn't be more perfect.

her best friend was all like:

That was awesome and spot on.

Bonus points for the casual and careless use of "ableism."

Let it go.

As far as I can tell, he only commented once on here. He won't be able to comment on Kitchenette again, and if he creates another account to do so, I'll ban that, too. I take time to prune my comment sections (including dismissing the people accusing the above stories of being ableist, because that's the new word we…

Dying medium, huh? My HBO was working perfectly last night...on a massive HD screen. If you consider unreliable content delivery on a tiny screen the wave of the future, you go right ahead and enjoy that experience.