jelly71
jelly71
jelly71

People aren't objecting to this because they think sex is shameful. They're objecting because it's an utterly obnoxious display of narcissism.

If these were google glasses tho

Look, whoever is thinking of typing "Am I the only one who doesn't find this show funny?" into the comment box right now...It's been done, you're not the only one, and no one really cares.

It seem like to me that huge portions of our population have been utterly brainwashed by Fox News and the like. This shit of blaming people for being poor has GOT to stop. I work issuing benefits, and people always ask me if I get sick of dealing with people who are "lazy and entitled." And the truth is, no. I don't.

$3?! Yeah, fuck that! Ha. Going to start keeping avocado in mind for a delicious, delicious add on!

You know this happens because they ate the "toddler diet" or were a picky eater. I see it all the freaking time, your kid will not die if they eat a carrot. But there's no way in heck you can go there with out starting a real-life flame war that will leave everything looking like Sunnydale after Spike got the amulet.

Also, I assumed his comment meant that, in real life, he would be going in drag since he is not, himself, trans.

Harder to be offended otherwise.

I am deeply ashamed of myself for being this crass but...

You assume that these kids were taught sex ed. A lot of schools subscribe to "abstinence only" education. Which is as absurd as teaching "evens-only" math.

OK, it sounds like your frustration is that you feel that these girlfriends are disrupting the dynamic of your group, right? So, ignoring the misogyny of your insinuation that all girls are whiny nerd wannabes, would you say that girls aren't allowed to play D&D, or that you don't want your friends bringing over

So happy to see something written on this infuriating, polarizing and heteronormative topic! The idea that there are universal roles that men and women of all orientations and sexualities fall into in every relationship is just ridiculous, not to mention completely antagonizing. Joking about how you think that

No way, it's part of him now. They are one.

Do you really think rockstars invite hot women backstage to hear their stance on important political issues of the day? I'm not saying it's right, but when someone accepts an invitation to go backstage, they should have an inkling of what they're getting into..

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It's cuz he knows that in all disaster movies, he dies first. I live my life the same way. I'm fairly light skinned for a black person, so when shit starts to go down, I find someone darker to stand near (but not too near) so the "black guy dies first" rule falls to them instead of me

"This is Officer Charley, can you run the teconic plates for me?"

Do you think 'K. Hunt' was teased a lot as a kid?

Oh sweet youth. I've read Jezebel for a few years now, waiting for my moment.

I was at a bar with my ex girlfriend getting sloshed and I forget how it came up, but we decided to trade shirts in the middle of the bar. Her shirt was this v-neck that was much too small, my gut fully hanging out, and my polo shirt fit her like a shirt she was about to sleep in. She met up with her boyfriend and I