I'm assuming they were uh, no hairnet required?

you are the one who needs to pipe down.

Went to the "return of king" website.
Do like, churches still do Anchoress situations where they can brick me up inside a cell and just send me meals if I promise to do a bunch of praying and stuff? Because that's really the only way I can deal with the mind numbing level of whatever that was. As long as there are…

Well, since he's Tom Hiddleston, I prefer to think he's just been going down on me.

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They have escort tastes with a streetwalker budget.

"You have to serve food naked and suck multiple dicks, but you CANNOT SMOKE, because smoking is gross!"

I hope he does.

the amount of times this person says "cocks" leads me to believe that they really, really love them.

'Oh hey guys, what you up to? Guys? What...what are you doing?!? Oh...OH. OH MY GOD. OH MY EYES. Holy fuck, this is awkward. Let's just agree that Nothing Happened'

Ugh Larry the Cable guy!? He looks like the kind of guy who'd use the word "cooch' a few too many times in the bedroom (so, that'd be once for me). No. Fucking. Thanks.

"Raise your hand if you think Rolf Larsson has NO business being a judge. And by NO, I mean NO."

"I know the jewelry store's door was locked, and I know the alarm went off when I broke the window, and I heard it going off the entire time I was taking the jewelry, but I didn't think they were serious."

I love the assholes in cars. Put them on the street and they wouldn't say boo to a squirrel, but as soon as they're inside a moving vehicle with locked doors they grow the biggest set of balls.

All of this is awesome and well-said. But I am giggling to myself that he appears to be tackling those curls with one of those super soft baby gift brushes. My own husband is an awesome dad who doesn't hesitate to bathe my kids, dress them, comb hair, etc....but he doesn't have the skill set to know how to deal with…

This is a very difficult issue for me to comment on because I work in a state prison and I see both sides of the issue.

All of these wives' issues are valid (particularly the guard harassment, WTF?) and I'm glad they have created a community to support each other but this part: