I do the same thing.

I listen to that one at my desk when I am desperate to drown out my co-worker who NEVER.STOPS.MAKING.NOISE. Then I realized how fucked up it is that I would rather listen to details of the McMartin Case than her sniffling without blowing her nose for the 4,325th time that day.

This is one thing that dudes just don’t understand about us lady types. Looks are influenced by the personality. An ok looking guy who is smart and funny becomes more attractive in our eyes. My office crush is just ok looking, but his vocabulary and sense of humor make it so I can barely keep myself from just flinging…

I can’t answer that without giving away any spoilers. But just know I think this series is some of his best work in years. It grabs you by the short hairs from the start and just doesn’t let go. Arrgghh, is it June yet????

Tween me HAD TO HAVE that shirt in the 80's. I really thought it was anti-suicide or just be happy messaging. Cringing so hard at TweenJelly right now.

I am dying waiting for the 3rd book in the Mr Mercedes trilogy. The first two were amazing. I actually had a physical reaction to the end of the 2nd one. I pumped my fist in the air like I was at a taping of The Arsenio Hall Show and said out loud to no one, “Yeeeees! It’s happening!!”

If memory serves, I got rice, beans, guac, chicken and probably cheese. And salsa. If those are their “shit ingredients” then they have some big problems.

It really was.

I can live without the sour cream, but the cheese is not optional. Melty, stringy cheese is proof God loves me. Alberto’s here in SoCal makes the best B&C burritos and I don’t even care if they take 5 years off my life.

My love for breakfast burritos is borderline unholy. There used to be place near my work that made the best ones. The eggs weren’t scrambled, but done over easy well (that’s the best way I can describe it) so the yolk was just a touch runny, but not running all over the place. And there was another place that put the…

Trader Joe’s used to have the best frozen veggie pizza. It had a ton of veg, but no mushrooms, so it was a total win for me. They discontinued it years ago, but I still look for it every time I go there.

I ate at Freebirds once. And only once. I am nowhere near a food snob. Heck, I love a nasty gas station burrito or burger. And I thought Freebirds was the most flavorless, sad meal I have ever had. And their guac is in a weird food gun. Nope. Just nope. Chipotle til it kills me.

Consider it done. She’s a pretty cool lady.

We have a baby hippo here at the LA Zoo and my mom is crazy in love with her. She bought us a membership just so we can go visit Rosie regularly. I fully expect us to be on the news one day, with her riding Rosie like a horse out of the zoo, screaming, “You’ll never catch me!” and then me behind her with a meerkat…

As a fellow, shame filled smoker, can I share a trick with you about getting the smell out of clothes? Cheap, cheap vodka in a spray bottle. It’s like Febreeze without the smell. Vodka kills the smell and generally won’t damage the clothes and doesn’t leave behind a boozy smell.

My last flight to London was on BA. I paid for Premium Economy and while the seat was a little roomier, the person in front of me could still recline into my space. For my upcoming trip, I booked on Air New Zealand and paid for the SpaceSeat. No one can recline into your space! It looks delightful and I cannot wait.…

I do the same thing. I have bakeware thing from Pampered Chef that I use to cook the meatloaf in the microwave. The shape is weird because of the shape of the pot, but it tastes dandy.

I own one and it is the best thing ever for making poached eggs. I can’t poach an egg on the stovetop to save my life. I haven’t made any of the other recipes in the book, but that thing gets used every weekend in my house.

I watch the ID channel like it is my 2nd job, so I see a lot of this in the victim’s families. I, however, admit to being a horrible, petty, and vengeful person. I know I could never forgive someone for a really heinous crime.

I was lucky enough to see the original Broadway cast when the show was first out. Scored a single ticket from the cancellations and my seat was 3rd row center. It was literally one of the best nights of my life.