I see you have met my dog. Ridiculously cute (even people at the vet stop to compliment her, and they see a zillion dogs), but so sadly dumb. When she does something bad, I tell her to watch her step because she is too dumb to live on the streets.

I love Chipotle. I love “authentic” Mexican food. Hell, I even like Taco Bell. My tastes are not sophisticated, so this is not coming from a foodie snob. I had Freebirds once and it was literally tasteless. And I was starving at the time, so really, anything should have been delicious. But I had to marvel at how they…

I am a big fan of Chipotle and I found myself twice choosing not to go there recently. As in, I thought about it, wanted it and pulled back. If it was one or two cases of e coli in a week or two, I wouldn’t hesitate. But this shit (pun unintended) is too wide spread and has gone on far too long for me to take that…

Bowl - easy white rice, a ton of pinto beans, 2 tons of corn salsa, cheese, sour cream and guac. Sometimes sofritas. But then I have to pay extra for guac and that is a little irritating.

You ain’t lying.

Preferablyy after. But I wouldn’t kick bushy browed CT out of bed.

I am the only person I know that finds the Boston accent sexy. Between that and watching CT carry Johnny B like a back pack? Take me know, CT. (I swear my normal type is skinny, artsy guys.)

It’s like you know what is in my soul.

The Challenge is my guiltiest pleasure. Only one other human being in my real life knows I watch it and that is because he confessed his love of it to me first. I haven’t watched this season because I just can’t bear to watch another minute of Johnny Bananas on my tv. But I will probalby binge it this long weekend. I…

I have the good sense to be deeply ashamed of my wild attraction to CT. He is not “my type” at all, but damn, the things I would let that man do to me.

If MTV would release the first 5 or 6 seasons of Real World and the first few Road Rules on DVD or streaming, I would be the happiest camper in all the land. I am an old and remember the first season because they were the same age as me, so the first few years were pretty relateable. And Andre’s hair never gets old.

I always change lanes if I am behind a truck carrying anything like that. Also, I am terrified of those trucks that transport cars to the dealers and have like 10 cars chained to the double decker bed. If one guy on the job was hungover or tired and didn’t chain it in properly, I am certain one of those is going to…

I really thought that first model was Milk from Drag Race.

That is scarier than a Stephen King story. It literally paralyzed me with fear for a spilt second.

For over 10 years I had a scab/dry skin patch/thingy on the back of my head. Picking that thing off in one piece was alaways a major accomplishment. I would dig at it, get it loose and then slide it thru my hair. And I could see the little holes where the hairs were. So gross, but so hard to stop. I think it finally…

I think your comment is pregnant. Because it missed a lot of periods.

I had to tell my mom her brother died and then I got to hear her tell her mother that her son was dead. Worst fucking day of my life. My grandma made a sound I never want to hear again.

I watch way more ID than is healthy, and that was bugging me thru the whole thing. Bodies burn at higher temps than can be achieved with a bonfire that you make S’mores on.

And it’s on Hulu now!! I stayed up until 3am Saturday night re-watching the first season. Ah-mahzing!

We are Olds. A few months ago I heard Pearl Jam on the “classic rock” station. I almost crashed my car.