Dammit. Now I have The Earworm.

Damn straight. Sadly, I live in Cracker Barrel free zone. But have found a few really good copycat recipes on Pinterest. It has zero nutrtional value, and I don’t even care.

I was binge watching it a few weeks ago and had to take a break when I got truly upset about that melted Baked Alaska.

My granny used to work for Thrifty film processing. She has seen some things.

I was wondering how they would find a way to tie tampons in to Star Wars because every other commercial right now is a tie in. This is close enough. Well played.

He also co-created Gavin and Stacey and for that we are forever grateful.

My Daphne isn’t a pug, but she sheds like it is her job and she still has a ton of hair. I frequently accuse her of being part otter.

My dog, Daphne, also agrees. I don’t have a pic to post, but trust, she’s pretty cute.

Including my pants.

I have been going to the same stylist for about 20 years now. She is honestly a friend. So we spend that time talking about all the trashy reality tv shows that we love. Now, my facialist, on the other hand... He is chatty and kind of racially insensitive. But he is working miracles with my melasma. So he gets a lot…

Subway tuna salad subs, specifically. Because those things are just fat bombs and then he could balloon up to 500 pounds and keel over from a heart attack. It’s nice to dream sometimes.

It’s the best bag they have ever had, IMO. Love it so much I don’t want to use it and get it grubby. It might have to become a jewelry bag.

Or in my case:

I just posted this, too. I swear I am not dumb.

I am a smart cookie. Usually. I was well into my 40thyear when I realized that Cruella DeVil’s last name was Devil.

Same here. I am plus size and I told a co-worker if I ever came to work in granny panties with a lace skirt over it to tell me, “Jelly, you’re drunk. Go home.” Her collection was awful. Maybe one piece I would consider wearing, the sea foam tunic top? Not saying every plus size item has to be a sackcloth, but god…

The best pajamas EVER are any of the Vera Wang ones at Kohl’s. The fabric is so soft I suspect she is skinning babies. But I don’t even care. Bring me more crop length stretchy pants!!

Dahmer is my favorite. We are so twisted.

Truer words and all that. Generally, it doesn’t bother me too much, but the tuna thing makes gag. Her brother wasn’t much better. He used to horrify waitstaff at steakhouses when he requested ketchup for his steak. Freaks, the both of them.

My ex and I used to sleep naked together all the time. Then the Northridge earthquake happened. Try to find anything to wear in total darkness when everything in your room is on the floor because EVERYTHING flew across the room. I barely get naked to shower now.