That is some Twilight Zone level mind fuckery right there.

I bet there are bodies buried under that house.

But they just taste that much better in the stands, wrapped in foil, bun a little steamed. But I won't turn one (or 5) down at a BBQ, either.

She puts it on tuna fish. And her brother used to put it on steak. Once in Vegas, at a fancy steak house in a casino, he asked for ketchup and the waiter said they didn't have any. My uncle asked if the diner in the casino had it and the waiter said they did. So my uncle told him to go get it from there and bring it…

Always in the pantry. I just recently found out that some people keep it in the fridge. But in my house, it nevers lasts long enough to go bad. Mom puts it on every blessed thing she eats.

Twinsies! One of my favorite things in the world is a grilled Dodger dog at Dodger stadium with all those things. They don't seem to stock mayo, though, so I smuggle in my own condiment packets. The last time I went I ate an unholy number of them. Like I will never admit in public or on an anonymous blog comment how…

You and my mother. She is one of the types that puts it on everything. When I make a grossed out face ,she always says, "You are not the one eating it, are you? Then shut up." She's really sweet otherwise.

When I was watching I kept thinking they were shark eyes. Just dead, nothing behind them.

Hashbrowns mixed with runny egg yolks. That is how I do it when I am at Denny's or someplace like that.

That's how I do it, too. When I was little I called them "yellow ketchup" eggs. Sometimes I will still ask my mom to make me yellow ketchup eggs.

Sorry to hear that. One of my closest friends has similar family genetics. She just can't fathom the fact that my Granny is 85 and still spry and active. In her mind, anything over 65 is knocking on death's door.

The women in my family generally live to 105 or 106 years old. Drinkers and smokers, the whole lot of them. I am really banking on genetics to overcome my vices.

I gained so much more respect for her when I read how she did all that. That was pretty bad ass.

That's what I am terrified of. I just know that if I jumped on that coconut oil bandwagon I would jump looking like 14 yr old Jelly. And that was not a pretty for anyone involved.

Is it a youtube or Twitter thing? Link, please. I would love to see this!

Your sister sounds evil.

I always tip the Chines food delivery guy in cash and my food is so hot I can barely stand to touch the containers. Five bucks seems like a bargain if I don't have to get dressed and drive in the rain to go get my egg foo young.

So glad I am not the only that has calculated how much sleep Hannibal could possibly get and still function.

Katya made me laugh out loud more than once. I hope she makes it far. I don't like icy queens like Pearl. I can't see them doing at well in Snatch Game. (I LIVE FOR SNATCH GAME!)

That is some scary shit. As someone who already is prone to sleepwalking and knows how scary that is, I won't touch Ambien with a 10 foot pole.