I would pay good money to see Bianca del Rio roast this little turd muffin. He would be in tears and running away within 5 minutes.

Fuck him.

I am also terrified of Sam Elliot's bare upper lip. He looks like a turtle. He needs to grow back that stache ASAP.

I will happily eat gas station and 7-11 food, I find it grossly good. So, until this moment, I thought I had no standards. Happy to know that it turns out I do.

See also: "I refuse to be PC anymore."

Even better, Trader Joe's turned their Jo Jo's into a cookie butter spread. It's the best thing that ever happened in the whole history of the world.

Twinsies! The change on top makes me so ragey. And you can tell kids working the registers today have no clue how numbers and money work. If my total is $15.32 and I hand them $21.00 they freeze and don't know what to do with it. It just means I want a $5 bill back and some coins, not 4 singles and coins.

Oh, drunk shopping. One time, my mom and I were having Sunday Champagne Brunch at a Mexican restaurant in the mall. We were regulars and one waiter in particular had a huge crush on my mom. He was our server and our champagne glasses were never less than half empty.

Oh, drunk shopping. One time, my mom and I were having Sunday Champagne Brunch at a Mexican restaurant in the mall. We were regulars and one waiter in particular had a huge crush on my mom. He was our server and our champagne glasses were never less than half empty.

I cannot think of anything that would make me happier than if the Pig Fairy visited my house. Well, a Hiddleston Fairy would be number one. But a close 2nd would be Pig Fairy.

I like all the kids on the show, but she far and away the best, as a character and an actress. She has such a natural talent and doesn't come across at all as a moppet.

I am a fellow knitter and I have had hand dyed, self striping sock yarn stolen from my mail on 2 occasions. It pisses me off so bad because I know they just opened it and threw it away when they realized it wasn't an iPad or something.

I would pay $19.95 to watch that live on pay per view.

She used the word "awesome" so many times I thought was going to start singing the song from the Lego movie.

I can't wait for the episode of Snapped where we find out his "hot Asian wife" is really a mail order bride. And a few years in she just loses her shit, kills him and eats his rib cage.

I can't even imagine. Dying in a fire, or even worse, living thru a fire scares me more than anything.

So happy to find a fellow canned corned beef lover here. It is what I grew up with and I love it. The first time I ordered corned beef hash in a restaurant and got "the real thing" I was SO disappointed.

I am outing myself as being so trashy, but here it is. My go-to is canned corned beef hash, tater tots and over easy eggs. Yes, all in the same plate. With flour tortillas for making making mini tacos out of that mess.

I think we might be soul mates.

Obviously, all the major ones like rudeness, fedoras and general asshattery. But I have one I didn't know about until yesterday. One of the bat shit commenters on xoJane says her boyfriend pees in the sink. And only the sink. But it's totes OK because it's the bathroom sink. Not the kitchen sink. Because obviously…