I have given this way too much thought, but I think I have part of the answer. As I mentioned on an earlier Manson thread this week, I am obsessed with a message board for women who have men in prison. I think they get all the "drama' of a relationship, get to have the "bad boy" but never have to worry about him…

Chicken hot dogs from Trader Joe's.

Does it physically hurt to be this wrong? It must.

Were you a bad kid?

Yup. I put ketchup and mayo on my hot dogs. And they are friggin' delicious.

As a fellow cheese lover, I was so happy for you. Then I got to the end and was really sad. Now I want a cheese stick and I don't have any here at work.

Oh, let me guess...You don't own a tv either? And you would never get a Kindle because you just love real books so much?

I have a Pinterest board dedicated to making fun of recipes, so this was right up my alley. Yesterday, I came across a recipe for "Cheddar Cheese Brownies." I just stared at the pic for a good 5 minutes, but I still couldn't bring myself to click thru and look at the actual recipe. I knew I would sleep better if I…

Why does your aunt hate your family so much? Or does she have really high paying life insurance policies on you all? If so, genius.

That's where I lost it, too. My co-workers must think I am nuts.

She has to have at least ONE flaw, right? I just adore her and marvel at her. But she can't be this perfect. She can't. Maybe her room is a total pig sty. I bet her mother is like, "Malala, if you leave those shoes in the hallway ONE MORE TIME!"

And Taco Bell has the best fountain Diet Pepsi. It's somehow extra cold, almost freezing cold. On a 105 degree day, it is almost orgasmic.

I wonder if the Soda Stream is hurting Coke? I used to buy so much Diet Coke. But after I got my SS, I barely buy a 12 pack every two weeks so I can have a can for my lunches.

As well you should. That shit is nasty. As a kid, I was the one that ate all the hominy out of the menudo. Love me some hominy.

Split Pea soup is amazing. One of the best versions I have ever had was at Souplantation (seriously). Now when they have it on the menu there, I have been known to eat so much it hurts. But it hurts so damn good.

I live in the SFV and I buy my ice. The crap that comes out of the tap is almost yellow. My mom scoffs at me when I complain about and it says, "That's just city water." Like that is a real thing. That should not be a thing.

I find they are really cheap at Target. I don't remember the exact price ,but it was like half what they charge at other stores. I hope you can get some! They are awesome!

Reynolds (the company that makes the tin foil) makes crock pot liners that changed my life. You just cook the food in there and when done, toss it in the trash. No more praying I don't break my crock while cleaning it.

Ah, yes, the infamous Lab Lean. Mine do it, too.

Lab elbows are a special kind of painful, aren't they? I swear my mean dog knows this and uses this info against me on a regular basis.