I gained so much more respect for her when I read how she did all that. That was pretty bad ass.

That's what I am terrified of. I just know that if I jumped on that coconut oil bandwagon I would jump looking like 14 yr old Jelly. And that was not a pretty for anyone involved.

Is it a youtube or Twitter thing? Link, please. I would love to see this!

Your sister sounds evil.

I always tip the Chines food delivery guy in cash and my food is so hot I can barely stand to touch the containers. Five bucks seems like a bargain if I don't have to get dressed and drive in the rain to go get my egg foo young.

So glad I am not the only that has calculated how much sleep Hannibal could possibly get and still function.

Katya made me laugh out loud more than once. I hope she makes it far. I don't like icy queens like Pearl. I can't see them doing at well in Snatch Game. (I LIVE FOR SNATCH GAME!)

That is some scary shit. As someone who already is prone to sleepwalking and knows how scary that is, I won't touch Ambien with a 10 foot pole.

I would pay good money to see Bianca del Rio roast this little turd muffin. He would be in tears and running away within 5 minutes.

Fuck him.

I am also terrified of Sam Elliot's bare upper lip. He looks like a turtle. He needs to grow back that stache ASAP.

I will happily eat gas station and 7-11 food, I find it grossly good. So, until this moment, I thought I had no standards. Happy to know that it turns out I do.

See also: "I refuse to be PC anymore."

Even better, Trader Joe's turned their Jo Jo's into a cookie butter spread. It's the best thing that ever happened in the whole history of the world.

Twinsies! The change on top makes me so ragey. And you can tell kids working the registers today have no clue how numbers and money work. If my total is $15.32 and I hand them $21.00 they freeze and don't know what to do with it. It just means I want a $5 bill back and some coins, not 4 singles and coins.

Oh, drunk shopping. One time, my mom and I were having Sunday Champagne Brunch at a Mexican restaurant in the mall. We were regulars and one waiter in particular had a huge crush on my mom. He was our server and our champagne glasses were never less than half empty.

Oh, drunk shopping. One time, my mom and I were having Sunday Champagne Brunch at a Mexican restaurant in the mall. We were regulars and one waiter in particular had a huge crush on my mom. He was our server and our champagne glasses were never less than half empty.

I cannot think of anything that would make me happier than if the Pig Fairy visited my house. Well, a Hiddleston Fairy would be number one. But a close 2nd would be Pig Fairy.

I like all the kids on the show, but she far and away the best, as a character and an actress. She has such a natural talent and doesn't come across at all as a moppet.

I am a fellow knitter and I have had hand dyed, self striping sock yarn stolen from my mail on 2 occasions. It pisses me off so bad because I know they just opened it and threw it away when they realized it wasn't an iPad or something.