I would pay $19.95 to watch that live on pay per view.

She used the word "awesome" so many times I thought was going to start singing the song from the Lego movie.

I can't wait for the episode of Snapped where we find out his "hot Asian wife" is really a mail order bride. And a few years in she just loses her shit, kills him and eats his rib cage.

I can't even imagine. Dying in a fire, or even worse, living thru a fire scares me more than anything.

So happy to find a fellow canned corned beef lover here. It is what I grew up with and I love it. The first time I ordered corned beef hash in a restaurant and got "the real thing" I was SO disappointed.

I am outing myself as being so trashy, but here it is. My go-to is canned corned beef hash, tater tots and over easy eggs. Yes, all in the same plate. With flour tortillas for making making mini tacos out of that mess.

I think we might be soul mates.

Obviously, all the major ones like rudeness, fedoras and general asshattery. But I have one I didn't know about until yesterday. One of the bat shit commenters on xoJane says her boyfriend pees in the sink. And only the sink. But it's totes OK because it's the bathroom sink. Not the kitchen sink. Because obviously…

I have given this way too much thought, but I think I have part of the answer. As I mentioned on an earlier Manson thread this week, I am obsessed with a message board for women who have men in prison. I think they get all the "drama' of a relationship, get to have the "bad boy" but never have to worry about him…

Chicken hot dogs from Trader Joe's.

Does it physically hurt to be this wrong? It must.

Were you a bad kid?

Yup. I put ketchup and mayo on my hot dogs. And they are friggin' delicious.

As a fellow cheese lover, I was so happy for you. Then I got to the end and was really sad. Now I want a cheese stick and I don't have any here at work.

Oh, let me guess...You don't own a tv either? And you would never get a Kindle because you just love real books so much?

I have a Pinterest board dedicated to making fun of recipes, so this was right up my alley. Yesterday, I came across a recipe for "Cheddar Cheese Brownies." I just stared at the pic for a good 5 minutes, but I still couldn't bring myself to click thru and look at the actual recipe. I knew I would sleep better if I…

Why does your aunt hate your family so much? Or does she have really high paying life insurance policies on you all? If so, genius.

That's where I lost it, too. My co-workers must think I am nuts.

I can't fucking quit this show and I hate myself a little more every week.

She has to have at least ONE flaw, right? I just adore her and marvel at her. But she can't be this perfect. She can't. Maybe her room is a total pig sty. I bet her mother is like, "Malala, if you leave those shoes in the hallway ONE MORE TIME!"