Yes, please. And don't forget to criss cross ribbons on it.

Dang! So close! I will send you those 20 dollars as soon as I have the time to wrap them up individually into mini mason jars with striped straws. Then I have to tie raffia around said mini mason jars. And then make some chalkboard paint so I label each jar. Yeah, it's gonna be awhile.

I am sure someone there already has. Check Pinterest and I bet you 20 whole American dollars that you be able to find a birth announcement of a baby SWATHED in pink tulle, in an old timey bathtub in a barn. Next to her will be a chalkboard with her name and stats in a cutesy font.

I had a dream once where he asked me out, so OBVIOUSLY I am his imaginary girlfriend. But in the dream, I turned him down. Dream Jelly is a STUPID STUPID girl. (I know I have told this story here before, but I still marvel at Dream Jelly's idiocy.)

The worst for me is when people post pics of babies with food smeared all over their faces or it looks like they are spitting it out. THAT IS SO GROSS!! HOW PEOPLE NOT KNOW THAT?!?!?

Nick is still perfection.

Are you SO EXCITED? SO EXCITED!!

I wasn't too horrifed by the Ranch dressing family until she said they put it in their sweet tea. My stomach literally heaved when I read that.

To clarify, his son Chet is a dumbass. His other son, Colin, is made of sunshine and unicorn kisses.

If you still want to do it, I will be your alibi. We were at the movies and Dave&Buster's all night. I will even photoshop up some pics of us playing skeeball.

I wish I could star this so many times. Thank you for sharing that.

My goddaughter is 18 and she was buying these magazines a year ago. Now she buys fashion magazines and likes to make collages, So, yeah, some people do. Also, look at how full the magazine rack is at the grocery store.

That wedding DESTROYED me! I hated her and regularly prayed for her to die so Nick could marry my 14 year old self.

I never noticed that, but you are right. He did. I generally prefer longer fingers, a la Hiddleston, but that is nice, too.

But that hand action there? Totally does it for me. Yeah, I have a thing for hands. Tom Hiddleston is the holy grail of hot man hands, though.

Yeah, he really needs some scruff. My office crush just shaved off his beard this week and it almost killed my lady boner for him. Almost.

Ok, just bought my ticket. I am going down this rabbit hole.

This is local to me and I am really considering going. But I know I will just walk out $1000 poorer.

I think her voice is too raspy. The narrator's voice is like audio silk to me.

The Reelz channel also airs Snapped, I recently found out. I can watch Snapped all the live long day. The narrator of the older seasons has the most soothing voice. Her and Lt Joe Kenda on ID can talk me to sleep better than anyone.