Ok, but can I wish that she spends the rest of her life wearing shoes made of Legos?

But didn't you see where the fat lady ate all the food and then ate some more? So much funny there, right? Because fatties!

My local AMC already has these and they are delightful. I get so comfortable that I am afraid I am going to fall asleep and miss the movie.

How do people like that have any friends? If anyone I knew told me they did that, I would still be slapping them with a hot mop.

That would make me laugh every single time. Without fail.

Until I read your comment, I have not thought about "where is thumpkin" in over 30 years. So I went to find a clip of it and not it will be in my head FOREVER. I did this to myself.

I just assumed the side of the box says, "Serves One." Never actually checked, though.

I think those Primanti Bros sandwiches are the kind of thing you love if you grew up with it. Here in SoCal, it is the Tommy Burger. Us natives will kick a baby unicorn out of the way if it is standing between us and Tommy's Chili Fries. Outlanders find them horrifying.

I have some pairs that got absolutely wrecked due to a heavy period. The temptation, it is great.

The seam. The seam. I can't unsee that.

I have an irregular heartbeat and the doc told my Mom I was probably twins. (I am an Old so back then they listened with a stethescope.) She got really upset and said she didn't want two. So, she went home, called her Mom and said, "If it's two, you have take one!"

He is my granny's all time, #1 celebrity crush. I didn't really get it until I saw this gif. Yup, granny's got some good taste.

I am trying so hard not to laugh because I am supposed to be working, but I am failing miserably. I would have loved to have seen the expression on the cashier's face when he checked out.

All the women in my family started super early, like at 8 years old. So I got the talk and pad demo around that time. Well, freaky deaky me didn't get her first period until age 14. So, I had forgotten some of the finer points. Like the fact that you are supposed to put the adhesive side of the pad in your underwear.…

Snapped is everything. I love the narrator's voice, it's so soothing. My Sundays are ruined now.

Add avocado.

The ones that chaps my ass are "Minus one star because the parking lot was full." and "Plus one star because the waitress was cute." Rage, so much rage.

As a lifelong SoCal resident I just want to say, "We are not all douchebags here." But Dear Gawd, these people make it hard for me to convince people of that fact.

That is a very specific memory.

I really miss grunge. It was so crazy comfortable.