I have an irregular heartbeat and the doc told my Mom I was probably twins. (I am an Old so back then they listened with a stethescope.) She got really upset and said she didn't want two. So, she went home, called her Mom and said, "If it's two, you have take one!"

He is my granny's all time, #1 celebrity crush. I didn't really get it until I saw this gif. Yup, granny's got some good taste.

I am trying so hard not to laugh because I am supposed to be working, but I am failing miserably. I would have loved to have seen the expression on the cashier's face when he checked out.

All the women in my family started super early, like at 8 years old. So I got the talk and pad demo around that time. Well, freaky deaky me didn't get her first period until age 14. So, I had forgotten some of the finer points. Like the fact that you are supposed to put the adhesive side of the pad in your underwear.…

Snapped is everything. I love the narrator's voice, it's so soothing. My Sundays are ruined now.

Add avocado.

The ones that chaps my ass are "Minus one star because the parking lot was full." and "Plus one star because the waitress was cute." Rage, so much rage.

As a lifelong SoCal resident I just want to say, "We are not all douchebags here." But Dear Gawd, these people make it hard for me to convince people of that fact.

That is a very specific memory.

I really miss grunge. It was so crazy comfortable.

Not Billy Elliot! Oi, Dancin' Boy! makes me cry every single time.

I loved this book and read it twice. Some of his books can be a little problematic, in that they are steeped in white male privilege, but I enjoy his writing enough to overlook it and enjoy the ride.

Good lord, if she sucks in any harder she will become a human black hole.

I had a similar experience in '89 at their show w/ Metallica at the Rose Bowl. Minus the puking, thank Gawd. But I did get pushed to ground and my head got bashed against the tunnel wall. I have had better nights, for sure.

My friend's Mom has never worked a day in her life. She collects disability and god knows what other benefits. She is constantly posting those memes about how welfare recipients should be drug tested and why do they have iPhones and LV bags. I just have to walk away.

Further proof that God hates straight women - Matt Bomer is gay and Chris Brown is straight.

It's so brotastic. I tried to watch it because I like Top Chef and all those shows, but I could only handle about 15 minutes. All the hollering was giving me a headache.

Oh, I would have thrown that onion in the goddamned food processor and made an onion slushie. And people wonder why I am single.

I have had the fried kool aid and it is delicious. It was probably the best fried novelty food I had at the fair. A close 2nd was the fried avocaos.

We think it is. There are always a few products that I won't use, but I have teenage nieces, so they get the left overs. The stuff I do keep and use is worth well over the price of the box. Plus, I have tried and fallen in love with products from past boxes, so I buy those products now. (Which is really why they do…