My friends and I usually buy this, but I opted out this year because it was too many hair products and I don't need them. Yesterday morning, I was driving to work and my phone was blowing the fuck up with text messages. They were trying to buy theirs and the site was crashing, so they started a group text and included…

But now it's old enough to vote and buy cigarettes!

I got no love for Skeet, but that might be my new favorite gif.

I wept so, so hard at the end. I got the Blu Ray complete series last year and it is awesome. The episode where they bet the apartment still makes me laugh like crazy.

Nope. They have to have fridges on hand for guests that require it, such as diabetics whose meds have to be kept at a certain temperature.

That some prison level snack innovating.

I read that book! And sorry, I don't remember the name. Is it maybe on this list?

I bet those teeth aren't even real. He totally got implants.

And what are rojo rings? There are so many things I don't understand on that menu. So many things.

FYI, Hello Ladies has been cancelled. They are doing a 2 hour movie to wrap it up, but that's the end. I loved that show, dammit!

I think you truly might have just changed my life. I love Del Taco and their fries, but have never found an acceptable dipping sauce there. Don't like ketchup, the hot sauce doesn't work and the sauce they put on the chicken burrito is just ok for dipping.

I am sure your phone jacked up the last sentence, but it reads like someone slapped the phone out of your hands before you could finish posting because you revealed THE SECRET. And now I imagine you are being held captive at an indie fabric store, being bound with ric rac.

Way to sully my name, motherfucker.

They are children. My tween niece loves them. Why are we talking about them here?

I grew up near the now defunct VanDeCamp's bakery. My childhood smelled like donuts and cinnamon rolls. When they were baking the cinnamon rolls, I would roll down the car window and just huff it.

I use both, and also Tapatio. Each one works best on very particular foods. Eggs get Tapatio or Cholula. Pasta dishes get the rooster.

A few months back, Arby's was selling Arby Sauce and Horsey Sauce in bottles. Damn straight I went the same day I heard about it and stocked up. I love having them in my fridge.

Every part of this story made me cackle with glee. Thank you, sir.

I would have said, "Well, I guess sex with you would be pretty degrading."

I do a version of this at the drive thru. I don't personally put ketchup on my fries, but I will ask for extra packets because "oh, I think he wants some." There is no "he" at home. Just me and my fat ass and a big ol' bag of tacos, burgers and fries.