This movie terrified me as a child. My mom took me too all the movies she saw in 70's (seriously, Mom?) and this one fucked with my mind in the worst way. At the end, I was screaming and had to be taken out of the theater. I sat thru Jaws, Orca, King King, A Star is Born, etc.. with no problems. But this movie? I…

Yes.

I thought you were going to say there was beer in there. Then I was going to die. And this is not unheard of. Red Robin offers Beer Shakes. I wouldn't drink that for love or money.

This book made me want a dumbwaiter so bad. And it also started my love of tomato sandwiches. Didn't we all start carrying around a notebook after reading this?

Come weep with me.

It is everything. I am in SoCal and they travel all over. They do basic and fancy grilled cheese sandwiches and every single one I have had has been delightful. And they have tots. It's kind of like Heaven on wheels, really. http://www.thegrilledcheesetruck.com/

Avocado replaces nothing! Always an add on. Always. Except when the Grilled Cheese Truck tries to charge like $3 to add it to a sandwich. Fuck that.

That was my dinner Saturday night, but mine had avocado. I might now be the healthiest person alive.

I call them my "butter delivery system."

So, Ted is accepting money from the gov't to not work? Hmm, I wonder how his friends feel about that.

Oh, for fuck's sake.

I was going to respond to this and say I could say the same thing.

There is no shame in being awesome.

All my life my mother told me that if I got knocked up as a teen and had the baby, I was on my own. She would kick me out and not support me. And I don't doubt for one second that she would have done that had I gotten p.g. That woman can dig her heels in like no one you have ever met.

He is very famous still. And he has tons of groupies.

My love for Duran Duran has never lessened, either. When people ask why I never got married, I always say that I am still waiting for Nick to ask me. Seriously, WHEN IS HE GOING TO ASK ME?

I forgive him the bandana. In the 80's, I was way more into Duran Duran, so Motley Crue was never a big thing for me. But then I read The Dirt a few years ago and absolutely fell in love with Nikki. He is so smart and funny and creative and everything. I was just blown away by what an interesting guy he turned out to…

Living in LA, it is a safe bet that we all know someone who slept with Dave, Russell Brand or Jared Leto. It's just a given out here.

I am so glad you said "former friend" in the first sentence, because that is flat out horrifying! What an awful person. Now, I love mayo way more than I should, but even I can't mainline it. Eeww!

I used to work with a lady who was so large, she could not walk unassisted. And she ate straight butter at her desk all the time. It is unsettling to watch someone eat butter like it is ice cream.