Could be worse

The cords provide sufficient flexibility without adding redundancies to a car that already cost a lot to make. Maybe you’d put one on the other side, but overall, by the driver’s door probably makes the most sense. 

Thank you for pointing out the sheer stupidity of the author's statement. 

“and it is a mystery to me who, exactly, wants a PHEV Jeep in America.”

“I don’t know; Roupenian changed many of the details and used the relationship to express a different dynamic than the real one.”

Seat-side is the only way to go. I don't want to have to contort my wrist backwards to mess with door-mounted seat controls

Most of us pretend to be world famous chefs in order to get a coveted table? Man, Denny’s doesn’t even take reservations, what kind of world are you living in? /s

I don’t know, if that plate was real that’s exactly the truck I would expect to see it on.  Tint your headlights so dark you need to add a cheap LED light bar just to see at night...

Yeah, *right*, the 69 is from the moon landing. SUUURE. That pairs perfectly with a gaming term. Makes total sense.  DAFUQ?

I have some trouble believing that’s not just a ‘shopped plate.

I can appreciate your point of view if it’s your thing, and you are unable to enjoy it, then that’s sad. But the sheer acreage that golf courses take up, that could be put to more socially beneficial use, limits my sympathy a little. I’m also slightly biased having done some work for a couple of golf clubs, which…

If you don’t like cars the way I like cars, you aren’t an enthusiast.

I realize this is all in service of spectacular CGI action and explosions with slick-looking aliens but I’ll say it again.

Well, I guess Tarantino isn’t right since he’s making claims based on a biography that the author of that biography has explicitly refuted.

Calling that an “exclusive clip” is REALLY in line with the humor of the show

Just a reminder, batteries are heavy. For an EV, this is actually pretty light.

park it in the Domestic Lot at GM

Since it appears that I’m first, I would like to submit that this is not how riddles work. By this logic, your name starts with a J and ends with a Y and no one would be able to guess it in a reasonable amount of time. 

A minor quibble (and probably an unpopular opinion), but damn the Bronco is ugly with the top and doors off. It looks so good with the top on. And then...wtf?

I think you are mixing up the Ford Bronco Sport, which is based on the Escape and the Ford Bronco, which as stated is off of a modified BoF Ranger platform.