Don’t be racist, sexist, ableist, or trans/homophobic. That’s pretty much the list. If you can’t make people laugh without being any of those things, maybe the problem isn’t the culture that surrounds you?

“I’m not a doctor or a psychiatrist but I’ve spoken with Natalia and I believe her. If you’re asking me if I think she is 30, that’s ridiculous.”

This was a great little movie. I’m honestly afraid to rewatch it as an adult for fear it will tarnish the memories I have.

Howdy officer. Beat any minorities today? Fuck the cops and anyone who cooperates with them. And the lily white peckerwoods who argue for snitching. You upvvote this shit you’re rat fink scum

Ballistic: Ecks vs. Sever

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Im impressed. - that is pretty much the perfect advice on cooking with beer.

I’m reading a book right now that refers to the actual object of these dopes’ worship as Tactical Jesus.

“Liberals who call anyone who disagrees with them a Nazi! It’s so unfair!” -Conservatives

“Jesus told the guards, ‘do what you came for friend’. And that, being the signal Jesus’ commandos were waiting for, resulted in a barrage of gunfire from the nearby bushes into the Socialist Roman guards who had come to arrest him, slaughtering them wholesale, including the traitor Judas.

Thank gods Lucy Lawless is still cool.

It was fun laughing about this until it struck me that there are literally tens of millions of people for whom this is some real, no-bullshit, truth bomb cinema, then I just got sad. 

Maybe they can but it won’t be for cheap. Don’t understand why so many of you ride for a homogenized version of movies. Variety is the spice of life.

If Deadline is correct, it’s understandable for both sides. If you’re Sony, why would you fork over half of the revenue on your golden goose? And if you’re Marvel, why invest time and effort in producing these movies when you only get back pennies on the dollar?

Neill Blomkamp revealed on Twitter he’s no longer attached to direct Robocop Returns.

I really don’t understand all the hate for this comment in the grays. Good on you for knowing what your principles are and standing by them. It’s true that nobody gives a crap about them, but nobody gives a crap about anybody else’s disdain for your principles either.

Good luck bud!

Good luck bud!

God Dammit, i just bought a nebula mars 2. I didn’t really need the portability, would have preferred to have the full 1080 with the moar lumenz. I didn’t know this even existed.

God Dammit, i just bought a nebula mars 2. I didn’t really need the portability, would have preferred to have the…