Ben A.
jeicespade
9/4/19
1:18 PM
78

I’m reading a book right now that refers to the actual object of these dopes’ worship as Tactical Jesus.

9/4/19
12:43 PM
133

“Liberals who call anyone who disagrees with them a Nazi! It’s so unfair!” -Conservatives

9/4/19
12:42 PM
217

“Jesus told the guards, ‘do what you came for friend’. And that, being the signal Jesus’ commandos were waiting for, resulted in a barrage of gunfire from the nearby bushes into the Socialist Roman guards who had come to arrest him, slaughtering them wholesale, including the traitor Judas.

9/4/19
12:23 PM
533

It was fun laughing about this until it struck me that there are literally tens of millions of people for whom this is some real, no-bullshit, truth bomb cinema, then I just got sad. 

8/20/19
5:35 PM
17

Maybe they can but it won’t be for cheap. Don’t understand why so many of you ride for a homogenized version of movies. Variety is the spice of life.

8/20/19
5:17 PM
50

If Deadline is correct, it’s understandable for both sides. If you’re Sony, why would you fork over half of the revenue on your golden goose? And if you’re Marvel, why invest time and effort in producing these movies when you only get back pennies on the dollar?

8/16/19
9:31 AM
111

Neill Blomkamp revealed on Twitter he’s no longer attached to direct Robocop Returns.

8/15/19
6:08 PM
9

I really don’t understand all the hate for this comment in the grays. Good on you for knowing what your principles are and standing by them. It’s true that nobody gives a crap about them, but nobody gives a crap about anybody else’s disdain for your principles either.

8/15/19
3:52 PM
23

Alas though I like a lot of these people, it’s still Joss Whedon. Who can fuck right off.

8/6/19
11:46 AM
54

I spent 80 minutes of my life last night reading feral hogs memes, and I don’t regret a second.

8/5/19
11:53 AM
135

“Conservative comedy” has always been an oxymoron. See: Dennis Miller, Jesse Watters.

8/2/19
11:51 AM
105

Vampire Squids gonna suck. It’s what they do. Some sunlight may slow them down, but their vacuum-cleaner-like ability to remove value, fun, and beneficence from things is unparalleled.

8/2/19
11:15 AM
848

Asked for a response to the latter allegation, Spanfeller responded, “That is absurd. I am a father of three wonderful woman. Two are now successfully navigating careers in the digital advertising space.The other is still in college.”

8/2/19
11:14 AM
711

I know the thing to do in a Deadspin comments section is to make jokes, and I’m looking forward to a lot of that here, but... Laura, this was superb, and I hope there’s some execs cringing in their seats as this goes out. All humor aside, bravo for putting this out there- and I genuinely hope none of it ends up being