“Jesus told the guards, ‘do what you came for friend’. And that, being the signal Jesus’ commandos were waiting for, resulted in a barrage of gunfire from the nearby bushes into the Socialist Roman guards who had come to arrest him, slaughtering them wholesale, including the traitor Judas.
I’m pretty sure he’s referring to https://jezebel.com/joss-whedons-ex-wife-he-is-not-who-he-pretends-to-be-1798143415
The good conservative comedy is never intentional.
I know the thing to do in a Deadspin comments section is to make jokes, and I’m looking forward to a lot of that here, but... Laura, this was superb, and I hope there’s some execs cringing in their seats as this goes out. All humor aside, bravo for putting this out there- and I genuinely hope none of it ends up being…