Glares over at Comcast.

Shutting down the only dedicated politics website in your portfolio right before the 2020 election, one of the most consequential of our lifetime, kicks into high gear. Essentially shutting down the second-most highly trafficked website in your portfolio because one out of every twenty five posts rankles you. I’m not…

Are there more versions of Blade Runner or more versions of the Han/Greedo gunfight?

I remember her. She was the woman who bragged about having a bunch of degrees. She claims she’s got a couple of engineering degrees, a law degree and is going for a PhD in philosophy. I just went down a bit of a rabbit hole and found this article about her. It’s quite a read. Honestly, she has serious mental issues…

Sarah Braaaaaaagh is insane:

Gee, I’m so sorry. It’s crazy that people like me care to point out silly things like companies participating in the suppression of dissent against an authoritarian government during a massive crackdown on millions of people wanting nothing more than democracy and personal freedom.

Announcing that they’re revoking Blitzchung’s suspension would be a good start towards showing actual remorse.

As Kotaku noted, Blizzard gave a dodgy apology to open Blizzcon. They also, notably, did not revoke Blitzchung’s 6 month suspension.

So you all removed the comments on Deadspin articles now?
Seriously fuck off.

So you all removed the comments on Deadspin articles now?
Seriously fuck off.

As someone who was once part of a similar insurrection against arrogant, incompetent, and condescending management, I want to applaud all of y’all for today’s showing. I’m sure you’re simultaneously enjoying the fun of mutiny while also understanding the risk. Please also know how much it means to us here in the feebl…

I’m in shape and that gif makes me feel insecure about my body. Seriously those pecs best in Hollywood. Not bad shoulders either.

I don’t even HAVE a vagina, and this gif makes my vagina tingle.

*sploosh*

He learned it from Cap

Chips all the way. More crunchy fried goodness per square inch. Plus, in my experience with spears, the batter/breading always falls off the minute you take a bite.

No I wooooouldn’t!
Shit!

This sound like something a Ghost would say to throw us off. 

Don’t be racist, sexist, ableist, or trans/homophobic. That’s pretty much the list. If you can’t make people laugh without being any of those things, maybe the problem isn’t the culture that surrounds you?

“I’m not a doctor or a psychiatrist but I’ve spoken with Natalia and I believe her. If you’re asking me if I think she is 30, that’s ridiculous.”

Howdy officer. Beat any minorities today? Fuck the cops and anyone who cooperates with them. And the lily white peckerwoods who argue for snitching. You upvvote this shit you’re rat fink scum