Ummm New York state law REQUIRES that DWI checkpoints are publicly posted ahead of time. Both time and place.

Those numbers seem impressive until you realize they don’t differentiate between 0.06 and impaired or 0.09 and not impaired at all. Like photo radar, this is about revenue not traffic safety.

Yeah... no way. That’s a real quick way to f over the working poor. It’s not like the system isn’t already rigged against them enough. That idea is right up there with civil forfeiture it terms of stupidity.

Make a card! Write a poem! Sing a song! Learn an erotic dance via YouTube!

Make a card! Write a poem! Sing a song! Learn an erotic dance via YouTube!

Absent any regulatory framework, there’s no reason why it wouldn’t be set up this way.

I’m betting all it’ll take is some meddling kids.

When it comes to Spider-Ham, it’s always good to leave audiences bacon for more.

I raise you Iggy and the Sandstones

“Zoom, Zoom, Zoom” can’t hold a candle to Jet Screamer’s smash hit “Eep Opp Ork Ah-Ah”.

Take the standard deduction.

Never demean a rational choice like this. It’s effectively the only means of watching many, many back-catalog films at this point and also the most cost-effective means of watching new releases, assuming you watch more than a couple a month. 

I am one of last sad saps who also subscribes to DVD

Unless I’m going to get a Platinum achievement from Netflix, I don’t see myself grinding out endings on Bandersnatch.  I’ll just wait for the GDQ playthrough.   

Yes, “fantasy” is terrible. We should only make films about doing taxes.

Well it’s a good thing you quoted them in your “story” then.

Lol wat? I hope you’re being sarcastic. Don’t read sci fi or fantasy! Don’t enjoy escapism! Read Sartre and be sad!

This was a lot of words to say that you want clicks for being contrary.

If you don’t like a film genre, let me give you some advice, watch something else.

The magical 1% is more than $400,000 a year. If you want people to agree with you about that being “by no means rich” you are probably going to want to limit that discussion to your friends from the club.

Full disclosure I make right at $100,000 and fully feel like that makes me “by no means rich” but there are a lot…

First, it doesn’t ‘hose’ anyone. It’s called ‘paying your fair share’. You pay more because you have more. Don’t want to pay more? Give it all away! Or, work for less. Problem solved.

As a kid I always heard this as “So long ye donkey!”

I don’t know why either.