I always thought it was less to remind you to save, and more to give a punishment to people that were quitting without saving as a soft form of cheating.

“This movie is nothing but endless questions.”

I doubt they are cashing in with respect to these prices. The amount of bandwidth they have to bring online for a single day once every 4 years is incredible. The hook up fees, service, on site IT support from the lowly Phone Company Grunt to the Head of IT the same Phone Company is astronomical only to shut it all…

Wells Fargo should buy Mylan and Theranos, and rename the combined entity “WHealth Fargo” or, better yet, call it “Fargo Fuckyourself”, which lends itself better to a nice ad jingle.

Wow. He ghosted on that job like he was some disgruntled teen who couldn’t even bother to quit his shifts at McD’s - but unlike that situation he was probably collecting pay at Verge too. I hope Apple sees some issues with accepting that kind of person on their staff as well.

Maybe he makes his way back to earth, with some friends...

Hot take alert: it wouldn’t be possible to do this with a watchable sport

If you’re gonna go with a woman van Hellsing, you go with Integra. Accept no substitutes.

Wearing her Vans.

Does she drive a customized Dodge Sportsman called the Helsing Van? Because that is a major factor in my decision whether or not to watch the show.

I don’t know, Ben Schwartz maybe?

Punisher vs Ghost Rider.

Come on Ghost Rider versus the Punisher in live action?

“I am Alpha 5, and I like to party.”

First thing I saw. Not even that car can make him cool with a jacket like that..

Is it just me or does that jacket just hang really weird on him? Like I want it to have more of a collar, or to be more fitted. Right now, he just looks more uncomfortable than badass.

Is that grasping action as it’s flying across the blue sky necessary? I feel they were doing that to scare people.

For the first time since the absolutely insane-looking anomaly (technically, SpaceX still won’t call it an explosion) that incinerated a rocket and maybe a good chunk of that rocket’s launch pad on September 1st, Elon Musk took to twitter to vent about his very, very bad day: