It’d be great if all parties involved would just suck it up and offer the veep position to Bernie. Not only would it be a massive gut-blow to the Republican ticket, Hillary and Bernie would balance each other out well - despite their recent campaign-trail animosities there does seem to be more than a bit of mutual…

It still amazes me how many people don't understand the concept of free speech. You're a moron.

“I am Vilipolvius Frenz, from the Ruanada quadrant, leader of the Gracciponides. I have transformed my energy into a ball and approached your highest energy flow, emanating from what appears to be a a slow-moving but birdlike and willowy warrior. Now that I have made my way into your earthen vessel, may I speak to the…

My vote is for the scrote.

I’m no wrestling fan, but how bout you list for us all the things you enjoy?

Sleep little fatso.

You might think you are sooo clever pointing this apparent redundancy but you have clearly overlooked the fact that the entity commonly known as “Ted Cruz” is actually a poorly fitting leather sack filled in equal measure by the sentient tangled masses of grubs and maggots governed by two distinct hive-minds. Maggot…

Charismatic, no. Talented, no. Unique, almost certainly.

Are you an imbecile? I’m glad someone like you gets paid to do this for a living. Only in the USA. I love that jealousy has brought you down to this level. You should’ve never played sports because no one was impressed by you. How are you going to hate the way a game has changed and evolved? Wilt and his generation…

Interesting wording in the headline there, San Antonio Express-News.

If you’re an Ohioan like me, you hate him even more.

My personal revenge fantasy involves them stalling, the democrats getting the white house and either Hillary or Bern nominating Obama for the position.

Nah. Throw his ass in jail. He’s not mentally ill, he’s just a young, dumb, entitled asshole who won’t deal with his drinking issues. He had his shot to deal with it, instead he abused a woman. Now it’s time he is told what to do for a while.

I, for one, never believed in the Blair Walsh project to begin with.

She’s the worst

I thought something was weird about his rookie card.

It could be much worse than you suspect. He may have about 500 pages worth of sumptuous banquets, elaborate silken brocades, repeated character tics, travel scenes, and florid equivocation, all sprouting adjectives like one of those mushroom farms that comes in a box, without even a single plot point worth mentioning.…

The fuck, people. Put a bunch of dirt into a few dumpsters, drive it to the hole, and pour it in.

Yours truly,
An internet commenter who is not a scientist