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Dana White can go shove his turdsport up his Trump-fucking ass.

Relax, Robert. You’re not a Brown yet.

You’re right. They are downright fucking disgraceful. One good run against a shit Bearly’s team don’t change nuthin’.

They’re worse than mediocre. They’re just better than Chicago.

Whatever Kool-Aid you’re drinking, please pass it on. This team is not that good. You can’t lose all the players off the defense and lose all the key components of the coaching staff that had a championship contender and say “They are not a mediocre team.” This team is not that good.

Coldplay ponied up the cash to play the Super Bowl because Air Supply’s gofundme campaign was only 2% filled at closing.

in texas, you stick to your guns no matter how many times you shot yer goddamned toes off

Step 1: Preheat Oven to 325 degrees

Someone lost a bet.

Go. Fuck. Yourself.

Next question.

“Vomit Benched for Diarrhea.”

Stephen Curry is not teeny-tiny at all. At 6’3” he is probably pretty well above average at PG. Playing “small” works for Golden State because they’re tall at the guard spots which mitigates getting beat up on the boards.

Why wait? This is incredible.

No charges were brought because there was no offense.

The situation ended when Tomsula told Davis to pretend like the issue was a football and drop it.

If you’re walking around a subway terminal shouting “CMON CMON CMON” in PHILA-FUCKING-DELPHIA after an Eagles game, you’re either:

It’s partially obscured, but I’m pretty sure the last name on the Giants fan’s jersey is HITCHBOT.

No respect from Eagle fans, don’t they know the red jersey means no contact?

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You’re right there is no way they could not hear that ping. It is such a distinctive sound.