If rather eat 💩 than a TGIF.

Give them all laptop batteries

Buffalo is like the shitty white card table of America. Bless you and your dry ass Wings you marvelous bastards.

Coldplay ponied up the cash to play the Super Bowl because Air Supply’s gofundme campaign was only 2% filled at closing.

He should make a clock that only goes to 15 minutes

Plot twist: Kap goes to Washington, Bob Griffin 3 comes to Santa Clara.

Too much Carsonogen.

Chara looks kinda like Gru without the mask(!)

Buncha Assholes.

Beautiful

Good on you Omega Mu’s!

Fuck you all for perpetuating this monstrosity of a shitshow.

I was about 4 beers in to a packed and THUMPING James Brown concert (Late 90’s/SF) when nature called. Not wanting to miss a note, I scurried off to the bathroom, found a stall and haphazardly pulled my wang through the zipper hole. I was buzzing and doing the ‘both hands on the wall’ stance. Ended up pissing all over…

Bay Area(n) coder here. (Not the white power kind) iCarly and Meg Whitless are two of the most quixotically toxic CEO’s ever to stain the fetid brown soil of the Valley. One ruined eBay, the other HP. Soon they’ll have two things in common; both Will have suffered humiliatingly failed attempts at political office.