“The Failing New York Times (it will pass away when I leave office in 6 years)”

Your all time favorite President got tired

Agreed... there is absolutely nothing genuine about him whatsoever, except for his creepy feelings for Ivanka.

He ain’t squeezing through any physical holes, that’s for sure. 

Be Best or Don’t, I Really Don’t Care, Do U? 

It’s not slander if it’s true, Lindsey.

I’ve done more for Firefighters than this dues sucking union will ever do, and I get paid ZERO!

I have been told by a friend who also did not much like Clinton but did actually meet him that the man is a literal fountain of charisma. Instead, now we have a fountain of ... KFC fryer grease.

Yep.

Okay, so having read the actual scientific article that was linked in the above news report, there are multiple issues with this report.
First, it’s published in a Radiology journal, not a microbiology or infectious disease journal. It’s underpowered (too few participants). They give no methodology for how they are…

There are more human pathogens on humans than on dogs!!!!

There are probably more canine pathogens on dogs than on humans too. That’s just how it works.

From a scientific perspective, you should be comparing beardless men to bearded men. Anything else is meaningless.

trump knows how to go bankrupt and lose money. He’s done it six time already.

But again, what the hell do I know?

Jews can be white nationalists 

On National Former Prisoner of War Recognition Day, we honor the Americans captured and imprisoned

 Donald Trump maaaaaybe is in the early stages of dementia, which, it should be said, is a truly awful disease.

I lost my grandfather to dementia, and I’ll probably have it myself when I’m old, and I still think Donald deserves it.

Right. I’m not so sure that grandmas in Oklahoma are going to make the connection between the skyrocketing prices of their grocery store produce and the indefinite closure of all entry points at the southern border. G-ma is still going to applaud Trump’s racism because it aligns with hers.

I really hope everyone has truly finally learned that elections fucking matter and 2020 will be less a shit show.

I just want to first acknowledge that she (and many other teens from absurdly rich families) stole a spot at a prestigious university from someone who actually deserved it and they are the actual victim in all this.