I’m hoping we can start to rule in the early onset of dementia for the Orange Dumbsicle. Per the tweets he is unable to recall facts correctly and has a very altered view of reality.

This includes rapists and those that commit incest, at least in Alabama.

Just checking my math here, does $500B in trade deficit to one country really mean that much to a $22T deficit that just keeps growing?

“Looks to me like it’s going to be SleepyCreepy Joe over Crazy Bernie. Everyone else is fading fast!”

I’m all for throwing a massive party at my place when there is NONE!

I’m all for throwing a massive party at my place when there is NONE!

Why limit it to just teachers? Why not the students, too? Isn’t that the NRA mantra that if everyone has a gun then everyone will be scared of everyone else pulling the trigger? It’s the NRA’s version of “gun control”. 

Thanks for that update. My profession is very different so I don’t know if that is reasonable or not--the amount of money for the amount of jobs. By basic math, it doesn’t seem so, but as I said I don’t know much in this field.

He only spends most of his day watching TV on those days ending in “y”.

Does it make a lot of sense that GM will spend $700M for 450 jobs? It’ll cost them $1.5M/job. Do their workers really crank out enough per year to justify the cost per job? Considering they may only make slightly +/- $1.5M in their lifetime, it seems like a little strange math. 

Thanks, now I have a picture in my mind of the Orange Dumbsicle popping a viagra so he can get it up for his annual bumping uglies with Melanie (while he fantasizes about Ivanka). 

Thanks, now I have a picture in my mind of the Orange Dumbsicle popping a viagra so he can get it up for his annual bumping uglies with Melanie (while he fantasizes about Ivanka). 

He knows who is really paying the tariffs (or at least someone printed out a bunch of pretty graphs and pictures—you know, the ones with someone pulling out their pockets with only lint coming out—for him). As long as he can say the government is getting $$$ from tariffs, his base won’t be smart enough to know where…

I can’t believe that anyone with 3 brain cells would vote for someone who basically says “aww, that’s too bad that a child(ren) got shot and killed at school by another classmate (who legally shouldn’t have access to guns)“ but then goes right to the NRA to keep kissing their ass and taking their money. If the…

I would just like to say that if the Orange Dumbsicle happens to have a massive Left-sided stroke that takes out Wernicke’s and Broca’s area rendering him unable to speak or comprehend words (I know the last one is redundant), I would not shed one tear.

“Still, the President’s record is unparalleled.”

So the Orange Dumbsicle offers condolences to those who were shot at a synagogue and then about 90 minutes later is praising the work of the NRA? I know this has been asked out loud so many times, but does this giant idiot baby just not get it? How can you contradict yourself like that? Does he really not understand…

I heard his nickname in college was Chief Ho.

“what the hell do I know?”

“Echoing rhetoric of fascists, Trump declares that “Our country is full!””