This is the best thing I’ve read on Jalopnik in years. Sublime.

Well there you go, I do have something in common with catalytic converter thieves

Sadly it doesn’t matter. No matter how much of a plonker she is, she’s still better than the encumbent walking wank stain

Usually car companies will have loud music to cover up the EV sounds. Maserati went with an annoying comedian. They definitely do things differently

Aaaand now I want to see that show.

Came here to post this. Some great directing there.

Here’s hoping the ‘Ant Man up Thanos’ butt’ thing comes up.

Was there any footage not taken with that shitty drone work? How did he manage to make the corkscrew look flat?

I reckon I could write a 3 page summary and sell it to WB for $10m.

It was a 1961 Ferrari GT California. I’ll head back to Jalopnik now.

In the alternate universe where I won the lottery and purchased this car I would keep the settings on the lowest power option for 99% of the time.

This bullshit even comes with a slideshow, proving the theory that Jalopnik has even further to fall. I honestly hope this is the low point

This. The Rock is falling into the category of actors that will only take on a film if they can bend the entire script to honour them. See also - Tom Cruise, Will Smith.

Last time they found the guy but couldn’t prove it was him driving due to the helmet.

It’s hard to keep up with what is true and what are clickbait rumours, but I thought I read it was a 50/50 Porsche/Red Bull parntership with the 2026 engine to be built by Porsche. The ancillary rumour was that they would put the same motor into the new Audi team’s car.

Ken Block is racing in the PPO division which has a current record of 9:24.433.

Just had a sad thought - this ridiculous monster could be beaten by an electric car...

That’s a very good counterpoint. Side note, that scene with Dennis Hopper has not aged well

It’s funny, I would use Catch Me If You Can as an example of why I’m wary of Walken doing this role. He’s so good at being slightly vulnerable.

Wait, is it Bougie or Boujee?