I can’t believe I’m writing this, but I’m hoping it’s a health issue. A temporary one.

I’d watch the hell out of that

It’s just occurred to me that someone is probably trying to put together a GI Jane 2 screenplay together. Either that or an existing story is being shoehorned into the Janeverse.

Playing absolute bangers

I would binge that in a heartbeat.

It’s hard to tell with Kanye’s ‘eccentricities’, however it sounds like he was never going to perform and used this as an excuse.

What I don’t get is why he’s partnered with a Barossa based producer. His family is from Perth, just a short drive from some amazing wineries.

His family is from money, so I reckon he’s spent more time with decent bottles (aside from the goon bag phase we all go through)

The thing about Australian wines is we have heaps of them, most of which never leave the shores. The varying climates means you can get a Grenache Blanc right up to a Late Harvest Riesling.

AVUS is Germany’s version of a NASCAR oval but with some wicked banks.

I’ve been to a number of street circuits where you can be just a couple of feet from the cars zooming by. Defined tracks usually have massive runoffs so you’re too far away from the action unless you’re on a boring straight section.

You think the guys who can afford to live forever are going to keep a car for more than 12 months?

Will be 4pm on a Sunday afternoon on the East Coast of Australia. Same start time as the Melbourne GP. Perfect afternoon viewing with a tasty beverage or 17.

Dear Santa,

I...I don’t want to think about that.

I think he’s mean to present the best actor award next year. That’s not going to happen, along with no voting rights.

Could you imagine the racism blowblack for having a black actor arrested at the Oscars?

Is that what you should be doing in a situation like this? Get out, move forward?

This is pretty much why religion exists