To make it go away, you’re looking at being REALLY far away too.

At least she knows the right way to eat a fucking pizza slice

I turned on the TV yesterday and this was on. I was completely exhausted from dealing with a two year old’s birthday party so this was ideal viewing for me whilst I contemplated how the hell I have a two year old now.

Fun fact, it was crashed just after this. Driver rear ended another car whilst in the Harbour tunnel.

Been saying this for years. Silicon Valley can be a smarter show than this, it’s just easier not to.

I have innapropriate dreams about buying something like that and turning it into something like this:

This is a 540 mile long highway with a minimum of 4 lanes. That will not be cheap.

You’re living on a prayer with that one

Alex Roy did a cannonball style coast to coast in one.

I’ve only ever seen that little symbol on American cars. The rest of the world just gets out and looks

Nona Gaprindashvili

You got me. I actually buy my chopped wood from poor people like you

See: Daimler

I just bought an Octavia Wagon, and it is loooovely.

For a season that has been visually top notch, that awful CGI axe hole in Santiago’s chest was abysmal. They couldn’t even keep it in the same spot as his chest moved.

Was wondering if he was going to make a comment about working out the twist too early.

Next time I chop wood I will definitely be saying that out loud, confusing the crap out of anyone in earshot

I believe they call this the “Prison Cell” curtain look, because pretty much everyone who owns this vehicle is guilty of war crimes or tax evasion

Wait, how does that work? People put their skin colour on the voting forms?

I just bought an Octavia wagon that has every single one of these features, plus the built in umbrella/torch. Chuffed with my purchase