“Watching Cassini crash into the planet and watching the last signal was horrible. I wasn’t even on Cassini... You’ve got this amazing spacecraft that can do these wonderful things and you just burned it out,” she said.

The beauty of pickling foods is the added shelf life you get too. I pickled a red onion for a BBQ last summer and finished the jar early this spring. While maybe that wasn’t the smartest idea to eat nearly year old pickled onion, I didn’t die!

Yes but you are allowed to stray from the title. As the editor of this sub-site, I give you official permission.

1) Undocumented immigration is not a criminal offense.

Libre. Meaning Free as in Freedom or Liberty.

....said a beer that is probably not a good guy...

Indentured servitude, wow. Welcome to the modern age of slavery.

“If, for whatever reason, you’re worried about using your phone number...” I think this advice should be heavily revisited. There is a rather obvious reason why one should NOT attach a tag to your keys that might identify the owner. If that person who finds your keys is not ‘basically decent’ they might not have to…

TJ Maxx/Marshalls/Homegoods will often have good brand name nonstick pans for 10-20 bucks. Some of them are there because of damaged coating or are warped, but most of them are fine or at worst have a scratch on the handle or side.

I’m a former “breakfast” line-cook, so I know how to flip eggs with just the frying pan (no spatula). Part of the “trick” is having a non-stick frying pan, because the eggs have to be able to “glide” before they can be flipped.

I would like to imagine the average cop responding as thus, “Uh, who cares? They’re taking food, not TVs.”

That is, in fact, how you get ants.

Yeah, this one needs to stay up because nothing, and I mean nothing, better captures white music than this statue. It’s all there.. overlord white man triumphantly self-satisfied with his own negro playing songs to make mighty white man feel better yes, but mostly to make mighty white man reel in hard owned money…

White deflection is a terrible...stupid response.

“Full-proof” is a pretty funny typo.

But when people ask about my mom I go into long boring detail about her health problems of the last year.

Also, if you get cornered into a lecture you just don’t want to engage in, like your Drunk Uncle telling you the latest Alex Jones conspiracy theory, I have found that you can escape with the line, “You’ve given me a lot to think about.” They will assume they have sold you and often will drop it for long into the…

Considering he used the expression “across the world” - as if the whole world spoke English and these terms were universal - only to have it followed by the all too american streets and avenue system used in North America’s planned cites, only an American would actually take this video seriously, and even then, a…