Big hit to Santa Anita. Hollendorfer’s horses were the glue that held that place together.

Nothing like seeing a massive dong in person. Happy Pride.

I completely agree. For example, I was raised with two parents in the home and I continue to be a gigantic piece of shit.

“Fuck no I’m not paying you for this. a) That was like 20 years ago and b) I said Big POPPA.”

This is the dumbest take. 

Please let me maintain hope in the next two days during this trying time. 

A horse like to run on a course, of course,
And your horse won’t die on a course, of course 
Unless your horse runs the Santa Anita course, then your horse is probably dead.

“Kumar Rocker" is the kind of name that Pynchon would scrub from an early draft for being too improbable.

I think of cockfighting as chicken martial arts.

In defeating the vile Dookies, Rocker threw the first no-hitter in Super Regionals history.

“The NHL Department of Player Safety, after carefully reviewing the evidence and considering the testimony of Mr. Barbashev, has determined that he does not wear a black and yellow uniform and can therefore safely be suspended one game.”

I’m surprised DJ Gay had time for an interview with all the gigs this month.

Ironic, since usually it’s Alabama where a person is both “wife and daughter.”

All because nobody could say no to Kobe.

#25 made the playoffs all eleven years he played for the Blazers.

“Could you not drive in that scenario?”

I know it’s jeets and he’s a legend but nobody’s just going to gift it to him. Success isn’t wrapped up neatly in a basket. 

But what happens when Murray eventually gets traded (or has to work with the next coach after his current coach gets fired)? He’ll have to figure out what I’m trying to figure out now... how to survive in a Post Malone world.

Yeah, cause when a ref makes an awful call they are absolved of all blame when someone says “that was awful”. Sure!

You a bitter little fellow. Is it cuz Bron wont be going to the dance this year? Just a guess.