Thank you for this, I have spent all morning looking for a website to tell me who won last night’s game.

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Defensive Holding!

I thought we had a REAL patriot here but it appears that isn’t any misspelled words so this is definitely a case of sarcasm.

Fuck this shit.

“Oh, sure, when a Judge in Florida makes kids cry by giving them his bat, it’s filed to Things We Actually Like.”
-Roy Moore

Reenactment of the scene

Iiiiiiiiiiiiin West Philadelphia

“You can just throw them out of windows??”

The TL;DR of your response is “Well, the rule says...”, which I said in my post. You want to be that guy, fine, but it doesn’t change the fact that in this case, enforcing said rule is dumb. It wouldn’t set a precedent, it wouldn’t have affected the game negatively. We can use common sense and ignore the rule here.…

I dunno but we'll hear it from Rapoport in that many hours and one minute.

What idiot called it Jalen wanting to leave the Jaguars and not Ramsey Boltin’?

Very fitting for the Giants to give up on a guy the rest of us wrote off 5 years ago

Surprised he could even answer. I couldn’t speak clearly for a week after having my Tunsils removed.

We Entered Drew’s Mom’s Recipe In A Chili Cook-Off

Roxanne! You don’t have to put on that red hat.

Rob Gronkowski says he couldn’t sleep for weeks after a fairly routine hit in the Super Bowl

Penn State has a long history of pressuring people to do things before they’re ready. 

During the stoppage, Mokhtari asked the Nancy players to instruct the fans to stop.