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Before we rush to judgment on the turkey vulture, we really have to consider whether there were elements of provocation on Stephen A’s part.

#keep_takinga_pounding

A black man gets his freedom after a lifetime in shackles, and they send him to The Masters?

*ahem*

That’s “wives,” Russ.

“A lot of those guys like play to get fouled. That is how the game is nowadays. It’s not really basketball. You’re just playing to get fouled to see what happens.”

I used to know a girl in college who called herself a BJJ Star until she went to speech therapy to cure her stutter.

That’s clearly Norwegian Jiu-Jitsu... because there’s Norway he was actually injured.

It’d be 15 stars if it were in the Tokyo Dome” - Bruce Pritchard

Traveling Beal Buries Self At The End Of The (Base)Line, Refs Claim He Handled With Care

We found Tim Duncan’s burner.

If you read this article and your first instinct is to blame someone for not being able to accept blatant racism and not the racism itself, you have a problem.

Steelers Fan Eats A Headbutt 

Just five days—and two of those days were weekend days—after her appointment as interim president and CEO of USA Gymnastics was announce...

The Orioles are 4 games further back of the wildcard than they have wins.

If it is the game that decides the series, it is the deciding game of the series. 

I know that you were being sarcastic, but hell yeah, that’s exactly right. 

found AJ Pierzynski’s burner

So this must be the fashion version of justifying the Alex Smith contract.

Keep in mind we are just one Mo Williams tackle and the Red Sox acquiring a failed power hitter out of Minnesota, removed from Bill Simmons turning into the second coming of the BTK Killer.