They drafted a running back named after the O.J. judge.

Well, if she wasn’t trying to make him horny, why was she wearing that name?

Until a person who has committed an offense has actually acknowledged what they’ve done, apologized, and made every effort to make amends, I refuse to accept them as a fellow human. I don’t care if it’s cutting me off in traffic or murder.

What’s Alabama got to do with UCF beating Auburn?

Speaking from personal experience, he'll probably end up fired at the end of the year.

Not surprising of KD to egg him on.

You freakin’ Socialist Deadspin bloggers, always calling for a Nationals Health Care system.  Pathetic.

Yeah weird how a guy starting a shoving match in an elevator doesn’t have the raw trained tactical instincts of a Kinja commenter

Could a Suburban be a truck?

Actually, Hit By A Bus could definitely be a studio comedy. “He was an uptight family man with three kids and dead-end job, until...”

So is her face a sandwich?

Getting hit in the face with a hot dog is the wurst.

My best, Ed

Thank you for being “actually, I hate the way they play” guy. We need one of these in every Warriors thread so we can finally understand passing and shot-making are, in fact, bad.

Kenan Thompson as a barely disguised Kendrick Perkins ftw

I’m pretty sure they make more than $130K.

Kudos to Troy Brisard and Kirk O’Quinn - the two coaches who came forward and let Klein know about the other coaches’ disgusting comments/plan.

Andy Reid: This is really nice.
Assistant Coach: Yeah, check out the formation.
Reid: What’s this?
Assistant: The... clock in the corner?
Reid: Yeah, it keeps counting down.
Assistant: That’s the game clock.
Reid: How do we stop it?
Assistant: [stares]
Reid: [stares]
Assistant: ...you call timeout.
Reid: [looks for pause button]
…

Krzyzewski, like every other men’s basketball coach and athletic director in Division I, is the NCAA.

Shamiel Stevenson, sophomore Kene Chukwuka, and senior Ryan Luther all requested their releases from the program