Weird how mediocre teams from big conferences always seem to have tougher schedules than really good teams from mid majors. It’s as if the big conference teams play each other in their Big Conference league schedule just like the mid-majors teams play each other in their own Mid Major Conference schedule.

Just think, due to our fine president’s willingness to confront a shooter, the next great QB may be able to call Trump University his alma mater.

The lyric is “Peaches come in a can,” not “Peaches came in by a man.”

Maybe if, as a teacher, you shot them, it would help.

....Joffrey?

To see them finally being allowed to say exactly what they wanted to say, and to be heard, believed, and embraced was incredibly powerful.

Typical spoiled pro athlete. He’d never survive in the real world.

Either way, you’re getting someone who’s spent a little time sitting courtside at Barclays.

Thank God nothing like this ever happened at a PA school.

Rockets historically don’t perform well when confronted with a Challenger.

It would have been literally one minute. Any take on this subject that is not “pierce is petty as hell and should stop being an asshole” is objectively wrong.

The secret passage goes all the way to Temecula.

Did none of you read the last paragraph?

Sager family at the courthouse:

♫ Oh baby you, you got what I kneed ♫

That’s not Vanilla Ganache in the “Nice” truffles. It’s semen. Henry VIII’s semen, mind you. But semen nonetheless.

Holy shit! He’s dead?!

It started when those shithead santas levied a 45% tariff against toys made in the south pole, as a punishment for mattel and hasbro moving manufacturing jobs there. Attacks against penguin immigrants in the north have been on the uptick ever since the christmas collapse of 2007, with the North Pole government blaming…