Wrong. A Canadian Standoff is when two people can’t decide who’s holding the door open for whom.

Hopefully this case will serve as a reminder to the public that Atlanta blew a 28-3 lead in the Super Bowl.

You don’t want to fuck it like an animal? You don’t want to feel it from the inside?

I have a three year old Samsung and don’t give a shit what anybody thinks.

I have a 4 year old Samsung that everybody thinks is a 2 year old Samsung.

Win/win.

I got one to replace the iPhone 4s I’d had since 2011. The size of the screen is nice. My wife thinks the animojis are cute. But I’m not impressing anyone with it. They all just assume it’s a 2-year old Samsung.

Let’s not forget he was using spaces meant to be used by people like me. People whose brother in law is a dentist and can get a note to obtain a handicap tag.

O, dysseus bad news. It’s got to be helen Earth, for a Pelican to be unable to leave the nestor help his teammates, so ajax you to please not hector him too badly about this injury. Troy to remember that he’s their horse, so he must be feeling really emparised right now as it is.

This is Tom Ley’s fault. You can’t let the universe know you want something. That’s how it knows what to kill.

It’s friday.

Passive aggressive lebron. He picks kyrie to tell him that he misses him. He picks love to pretend everything is fine. He picks kd to ask him if they can clear cap so he can join the warriors

“Wait, we can swear?” - the previous 157 victims

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If they had greased that pole, he would have slipped by it.

I’m using this from now on for everything.

You mean the Po-Poles?

Gonna be an interesting day for squirrels.

Crisco Cops? Really? Was “Grease Police” too obvious here?

He’ll probably get off...

Anderson now facials up to a year in jail.