The real question is: how would Joe DeLessio’s dad feel about this?

It takes a village

The ump did what he needed to do. He gave Collins way too much rope there. You throw at a guy, you get kicked out. It is that simple.

Again, as the only non-Lebron fan who comments on Deadspin, I will just say this (and stay in the grays because of it), that Lebron doesn’t have the balls to go to a Western team as he needs his free ride to the finals every year.

Not with that attitude.

The Flying V is massive interference, but the Ducks never got a penalty. Based on this hard evidence, I believe the Ring of Protection will work.

Do other MLB teams post the local area code around the park, or is that just a DC thing?

Watch it again Lebron tried to call a timeout with 1 second, the refs didnt see.

or someone call a fucking time out anywhere the second he bolted like an idiot.  

Speaking as the only Deadspin commenter who leans toward fuck LeBron and his ego, I would just like to say fuck LeBron and his ego. As for the GOAT, he is definitely the greatest of all time at something:

Eight - EIGHT- consecutive NBA Finals.

There once was a man named Jeff
whose cultural appropriation was deft. 
With an image of Burgandy
he showed himself to be handy,
writing for a guy who bats left

This is a major reason why I hate salary caps. Revolving door rosters do nothing to promote fan loyalty, and rivalries that anchor deep in your gut and make you commit to your team like a moral centre rather than just a byproduct of a geographical accident. Dez Bryant is one of the many reasons you can dislike or hate…

the retirement of offensive lineman Richie Incognito

He never had to listen to boos from the home crowd when he was with the Marlins! Or cheers for that matter. Because not many people go to games. This is a joke about their poor attendance numbers, you see.

This is exactly why I’ve never signed with the Yankees

I’m sure there’s a couple Mavericks employees who could describe, in incredibly graphic detail, exactly what Noel did to himself.

So, the website that insists on using “dong” and “donger” is writing multiple articles on someone else’s stupid sayings?

Idea: train former players to be referees. KD would never ever pull this shit on Kevin Garnett