Im just happy to hear the umps will jab back with the swears. The call was too much, but Hellion had his team primed and he had their back. Good chief.

There once was a man from Nantucket

Fuck you.

+1 Johnny Got His Gun

Methinks those days of “Stanton Massively Homers in Massively Disappointing but Expected Loss” are over.

I starred you on the last one, starring you again.

Tha market has changed in 20 years, if you’ll indulge me. I’d hazard that people on a budget might like having that shitty logo on their bargain bin kicks, the same way my yuppie neighbor wears his northface jackets and sweats whenever the temperature dips below 80.

Hating the Patriots is like hating the Empire. It’s less true hatred and more conforming to the narrative.

Any etymologist would know the Yiddish “nonsense or nothing” was “bobkes,” so perhaps the foul and turnover are unavoidable.

How do you define sanguine? If it isn’t cheerful, or confident, or in possession of ones constitutions, how then?

More like an assinception - it was a dream play that I don’t fucking understand.

Lewis seems like the type of guy who would take out a full page ad upon his departure but instead of thanking fans and apologizing for Andy Dalton, he’d just ruminate over original trilogy vs new sequels, his thoughts on regional barbecue differences, and apologizing for Andy Dalton.

Lay off, guys. Devin Hester was always a better returner than tackler.

Rodgers hasn’t taken a snap in two months, and gets a job over Kaepernick. I’m done with the nFL.

The line is a game of leverage and strength. What one lacks of one attribute, one can account for with the other. However, in the absence of one, the other is useless. That’s why Fisher is on his ass, and Mack is on the QB.

As a DFW resident and homer, I can tell you the prospect of Gallo’s improving approach and “baseball I.Q.” has left most of us unconcerned that he’ll be stymied by breaking balls as he matures and learn to take more walks. The issue with hitters of his ilk will always be the inability to lay off away fastballs. He…

It’s more a lesson in trigonometry. Either way, it’s fruit and cake.

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That hip is Italian. It’s worth more than your life.

PROVE IT, MCGREGOR!