Is this the basketball equivalent of “Watch this massive Giancarlo Stanton Home run in a game the Marlins lost 8-2?”

You get one chance in your life to have your jersey retired, and you only get that if you’ve been an incredibly important part of an NBA franchise’s history. You’ll live, on average, 28,740 days, and ONE of those days will be the day where you get to sit back and be like “I worked my ass off for fifteen years and I’m…

Rondo makes a solid point, what’s the point of playing a video for every star that leaves town?

I guess it’s the unpopular take, judging by other comments, but Pierce is 100% right on this one.

He plays like he’s never even been to Lithuania.

My life has gone to shit since she released that tape and I don’t even know the guy.

You need Jesus

“Chieves” is the proper plural

This picture was my favorite thing of 2017:

Someone needs to train him on how to run.

I’m through the first 4 episodes. My girlfriend refuses to acknowledge I exist whenever I watch it, and for about an hour afterward. This is how I know it’s a good show and worth the awkward laughs it drags out of me.

Filling segments with science!? This is why ESPN is losing the conservatives.

In last night’s Rockets-Wizards game, Chris Paul failed to score on a fast break and as he was losing control of the ball he threw it at/to Tomáš Satoranský who was standing flat-footed with both feet completely out of bounds.

California’s homicide law is based on common law. Statutes tend to be similar in all 50 States.

Ah man, now I have to go back up and take back my star.

Come on man, if you’re gonna steal a joke, try not to do it from one of the funniest/most popular twitter follows on the internet.

"Bigger the forehead, the bigger the target?"

Wasn't there already a story about a massive dick on foals?

"You know, babe, it's true what they say about guys with big foreheads."

And all this time I thought that the 9 on his jersey was just some pointless numeral assigned by the team in compliance with the NFL's numbering system implemented in 1973.