Smell the glovebox.

I wood drive that.

Inapplicable here. Now gimme my damn Hellcat Wrangler!

Or, two bent fenders.

Odd. I'd have expected him to take the black.

Had she bought a real jeep, she might have had the same monetary hit, but she could at least have taken the top off and enjoyed her drives.

Can't tell if serious. If so, you are totally missing the point.

Holy crap do I need one of those!

I want to like this. But, I can't. It's just wrong.

Odd that they don’t celebrate the beginning of their end.

The problem is that shift knobs on a jeep should look like this:

Congratulations, sir. You have just won one internet.

The next XC90 to go further off-road than the grass lot at the Virginia Gold Cup will be the first XC90 to go further off-road than the grass lot at the Virginia Gold Cup.

On a BMW, the red key unlocks the heretofore mythical “turn signal” feature.

What happened to Australia being cool?

For that price, you can compare to six jeeps.

Painfully ugly. But, those axles are fucking awesome

Some do. Others are just fine with 75+ year old technology.

Seems to me that it does more than SUGGEST.

Not acceptable. I'll leave it at that in respect for maintaining decorum.