Grammar: FTW.

Well played, good sir.

1983 BMW 320i. Hand-me-down from my old man who wanted me to be a happy driver.

Hey, I resemble that remark.

Mericuh.

Maybe

No

My test for permissible wearing of a flat brimmed hat. Are you Rickie Fowler? If not, no flat brimmed hat. If so, wear whatever fucking brim you'd like Rickie.

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The answer is Wrangler. Always.

What does it take to get out of the greys?

That's the I-VTM4 kicking in, yo!

There's nothing wrong with the extra doors. If you don't like them, they are removable. ;^)

This. We basically view CR as the "Anti-Fun Gestapo" and couldn't possible care any less about what they say. Jeeps are what they are and we love them for it. Full Stop.

MOAR! Always MOAR!

Agreed. Get a brand new Rubi. Add a few whistles and geegaws and save the rest for trail improvements.

Except for the fucking square headlights.

If you need to make large money after law school (which you will unless you are on scholarship or getting school paid for by your folks), you will need to go to a top 20 school (realistically, you should be looking at the top 14, all of which are basically miserable fucking places filled with miserable fucking people)…

If you can’t handle the occasional curveball, stay out of the bigs.

DC gets a bad rap on this. It is principally a grid. Simple and intuitive to find any address and if you fucking tourists would just stay off the road, everything would be just fine.