jeeper1
Jeeper1
jeeper1

That's like getting a blow job while wearing 10 condoms.

Assume you are kidding.

The 2012s and forward have a good version of the pentastar.

Not a track day monster? Just you wait for the 2018 Wrangler Hellcat Edition!

Eff gas mileage. I bought mine for the smiles-per-gallon.

I was told there would be no math.

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Poor, you can just push it all the way back to rest against the windshield.

Pretty sure that's a Lambo, dude.

Why bother to set a Ferrari on fire? Why not just let it be and let nature take its course.

Two of my favorite lawyer sayings:

Like Mel Brooks once said, “it’s good to be the king”.

Typically, international art thieves are willing to travel a bit.

Sure, if you want to bring logic into the argument. What are you? An engineer?

I can get 20 or so if I try (I generally don't). Commuting in DC is no bueno when it comes to maximizing gas mileage. Of course, Wranglers are unmatched in sMiles per hour.

I'm guessing that was because the manuals had all sold already. I have a manual JK (not my avi picture, which was a manual TJ).

You forgot — still available with 3 pedals like god intended.

This pedantic dick thinks Steve gave a nice useful layman’s summary. If anyone disagrees, it’ll be semicolons at 15 paces.