What’s wrong with a Toy Yoda?

Clearly, you went to some other SEC school. Otherwise, you would have spelled Vanderbilt correctly.

There is a special place in hell for these assjacks. I hope they choke on a dick.

If you can't get good service in Mechanicsville, what hope do the rest of us have?

What more is needed than the one and only original SUV. The truck that won WWII.

You are not the real Jimmy Buffett. The real Jimmy Buffett would not say such a hurtful thing.

At least you had a regular place to park.

Outside of rush hour? You mean like 2am to 6:30am on weekends?

CP

My money is on #3.

Keep it. You know you want to keep it. Make yourself happy.

Years ago we gave up our seats when that little asshole turned our aisle seats into middle of the row seats with no warning and found the fattest two fans in DC to occupy those new seats.

Bravo.

MOAR. Duh.

Six doors too many.

Sadly, McQueen fails the "is" prong of the question.

Mrs. Jeeper’s Acura failed for a burnt out fog light. Apparently, you don’t need fog lights but, if you have them, they need to work.

Or, when they call you up to voir dire, point directly at the judge and say "there's the sumbitch that did it".

Not sure what the trespass law is in the commonwealth of pa, but someone might want to look into that.

Agreed. My 1997 (may god rest her soul) is pictured. No doors, manual transmission, shitty ride, backseat optional. Replaced it with a JKU. Doors removable, manual transmission, slightly less shitty ride, backseats included. I guess there is some progress but, in many respects, both are quite similar to what Grandpa…