Today, you win the internets.

Sure. Just the other day I saw one parked on a grass field for a polo match.

Sure, but your parents would be screwed.

Makes sense for Audi, historically speaking.

There's zero reason for Jeep Patriot to exist.

Not unless it comes with $45k in non-sequential, unmarked $100 bills in the glovebox.

Fucking Kinja. I posted this when it said "tithes" instead of titties.

The NSX is a bit like titties and beer here at Jalopnik, they are pretty much universally loved. If you've ever had the chance to drive an NSX, you'll know the primary reason why. The mid-engine Acura has a unique personality, driving like an Accord when you want it to, and like a smooth but capable street fighter…

I'll be interested to see if that happens. Wouldn't hold my breath. Maybe a really dirty mall parking lot?

YES!!! THIS!!! Jeep should make jeeps. Wranglers/CJs are Jeeps. Cherokees (XJ-variety) are jeeps. Grand Wagoneers for the love of god. I had high hopes for this thing. High hopes. Someone pour me a drink.

Isn't that a trail rated badge on the A-pillar.

That's the only redeeming thing on this version. Hope its only a test mule and that the real thing will be able to at least climb a pebble.

I've promised to get safaris before taking the doors off. Little ones + fully open door frames = angry wife.

The four door is an excellent family car. Readily available in manual. Unlike the Element it actually can be hosed out. Drain plugs ftw.

Yep. That's an even more likely explanation.

Love 'em or hate 'em, now you have no choice. Rearview cameras are now required in any new vehicle less than 10,000 pounds, the National Highway Traffic Safety Administration announces today.

Roll cage still comes to the back corners. In this case, it looks like it was ripped away by the collision.

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